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the process of banging, f*cking, having sex..
We were "zonking" in his parent's room and they walked in
zonking by linda March 11, 2005
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Can be used as a replacement of 'f*cking'.
1.I don't want to go on the zonking school trip!

2.What the zonk?

3.I am zonked out!

(tired)
Zonking by #urbandefiner April 14, 2013
Related Words
"cmon quickly!"
"I'm a zonking!"
Zonking by Gromlin June 25, 2005
The act of executing a zonk
That zonking was great, I did not want to do pt this morning.
zonking by The LT August 23, 2005
An onomatopoeia. Used to describe someone honking an airhorn at your face.
A: Woah what are you-
ZONK
A: WHAT
B: Calm down I was just zonking you.
zonking by SamYT124-random June 22, 2024
The art of tapping the open mouth of a beer bottle held by an unsuspecting drinker with the bottom of your bottle, resulting in a gush of foamy beer. Poor zenking results in broken or chipped bottles, zero gush of foam, and no cool points.
Johnson ran around the bar zenking people all night long. He was finally kicked out after he zenked the owner and broke his bottle.
zenking by A. Baldwin August 4, 2007

Zoinking 

A term used by Lord Shaggy before destroying entire worlds
Shaggy: Zoinking
Entire world: Implodes
Zoinking by Snake142 February 3, 2019
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