Zzonk

Zzonk is a word that can switch out the commonly used word "PENIS". It is commonly seen on shirts in norway, scince norwegians has very sick minds.

"Zzonk in the ba-dunk-a-dunk!" : "I wish to buttrape you.

by Jabazan October 6, 2010

Zonked

being completely exhausted

God damn, I'm hella zonked from that party last night

by ayypasstheblunt May 23, 2016

zzontzoit

One of the best Barbz on Stan Twitter!!!

Once i followed zzontzoit on twitter, it was the best moment of my life!

by Zzontzoit August 6, 2021

Zonk out

To fall asleep, usually a deep sleep. It happens after a long day or doing drugs, commonly happening quickly or without warning. It may be one of the best kinds of sleep.

You're not gonna zonk out after smoking that bowl, are you?

by RubbingAlcohol March 23, 2009

Zonked

(Adjective) Usually caused by drug use, it’s when you’re not sleepwalking but not fully awake either. You’re awake, but you’re acting as if you had no agency and things only happen to you. But also you’re not like a zombie.

You’re just ZONKED

by BillieJeanIsNotMyLover March 23, 2019

zonk

Unofficial army command. Typically used during PT (physical training) formations during extremely shitty weather as a way of dismissing a unit from duty. After the command of “Zonk!!” is given the entire unit runs off screaming and shouting to their barracks rooms or cars.

Man, this morning it was 34 degrees and pissing rain. Thank god First Seargent called a zonk.

1SG : “Company!!”
Platoon SGTs in unison : “Platoon!!”
1SG: “Atten-sion!!.....ZONK!!!!”

by Trav October 1, 2004

Zzzonked

The feeling of tiredness after an Enter Shikari gig...

'How were Shikari last night dude?'
'Mental mate, i'm zzzonked'

by MentalMate October 16, 2009