Zoostomp

When you take vitamin B12 through exotic means, such as injecting it with a Zoostomper needle or digesting it by swallowing Zoostomper pellets.

"This dude got caught Zoostomping the other day."
"Yeah I heard he Zoostomps hard."

by boofcloudman November 19, 2020

Zoosk

Zoosk is Online dating site that occasionly has ads here on urban dictionary. The only reason i like there ads more then the others is because their is actually somewhat fine lesbians kissing.

Guy 1: What the hell, why are you on zoosk?
Guy 2: I'm meeting sum hot bitchez.
Guy 1: Dude, that shits for lesbians.
Guy 2: Whatever.
Guy 1: Yeah its how your mom met your other mom.

by Buddaah420 July 7, 2010

zookkake

An event where many animals ejaculate on a woman's face.

That bitch is drenched in dog cum from the zookkake.

by Shawn McNasty May 1, 2007

Zooshie

A child that is obsessed with geometry dash and minecraft speedrunning

Oh hey, have you seen that person over there?

Yeah, I have. They're listening to geometry dash music. They're definitely a Zooshie

by Mentally ill comedian October 5, 2021

I could be a zookeeper, but I'm not...

Phrase said as response when someone says something ridiculously pointless and lame that no one could possibly ever give a shit about.

Man 1: I wish Nickelback would come to Tuscon on their tour!
Man 2: I could be a zookeeper, but I'm not...

by Ditno September 26, 2011

Zoosexual

A word used by animal rapists trying to normalize raping animals. If you want to fuck animals you should be shot like them.

Hey dude, I should kill myself because I am Zoosexual!

by Big Willie III October 20, 2021

zoosexuality

The sexual orientation towards non-human animals.

James Smith has zoosexuality.

by ZooUnity September 5, 2009