Michigan Wolverines

The Michigan Wolverines are the first Top 10 Team to ever lose to a Division 1-AA team. This should tell you how much this team really sucks. This example in itself gives you a reason to say, "Fuck Michigan, Go Buckeyes." Let's compare coaches:
Jim Tressel: One of the highest paid and most respected coaches in all of football.
Lloyd Carr: Future Recipient of Unemployment Checks and Food Stamps

A Michigan student and an OSU student are both using the restroom at one of the heated Ohio State Buckeyes vs Michigan Wolverines football games. The OSU student begins to walk out:

Michigan Student: "You know, at The University of Michigan, they teach us to wash our hands after using the bathroom."

OSU Student: "Yeah, well at THE Ohio State University, they teach us not to piss on our hands."

by smludwig October 10, 2007

wolverining

The act of shave your pubes off, putting them in a jar and ejaculating onto a womans face, then pouring your man fur on her, giving the appearence of a wolverine.

Tom says: Last night i jizzed so much she looked like a werewolf it stuck!! I a pro at wolverining 3 weeks of pubes.

Tommy: YUmmmm, id hit that.

by Treysuyb April 30, 2009

Walkerton Wild Child

The act of performing anal sex with a pregnant woman, in which the anal thrusting is so vigorous that labor is induced and the child is born. Note that it is recommended that the woman be in the reverse cow-girl orientation, so that her afterbirth does not contaminate the man's stomach.

With his pregnant wife two weeks overdue, Mr. Schmidt saved the day by performing the Walkerton Wild Child on an emergency room bed.

by BillGibbons April 28, 2011

wolverine tip

When you are such a hairy gorrilla that there is pubic hair growing from the tip of your wang.

Damn! dat niggas got a fuckin' wolverine tip!

by Tibz November 19, 2005

Wolverine

Whilst doing it Doggie and on the verge of climax, the male reaches under the female and tears out a handful of the female's pubic hair and in one rapid motion, spins her around and bricks on her face. Quickly and finally, he dusts her battered face with her pubes, rendering her with a hairy face and a very pissed off disposition, just like marvel comic character Wolverine. Note: Be ready for the fight of your life, she will probably go berzerk on you.

I wolverined that bitch right before she kicked me so hard she broke my nut.

by ehehehhhh May 21, 2011

Wolverines

A group of kickass guerrillas in the movie "Red Dawn" (one played Charlie Sheen) and one adult (Patrick Swayze's only good role in any movie) who take on the Soviet army when they invade America.

Dude, the Wolverines just kicked those commies' asses! Michael Moore, you're next!

by Angry Jackal March 10, 2005

wolverine

I think that Logan/Wolverine is sexy hot.

Wolverine is sexy hot.

by Jean Grey January 20, 2004