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Waynerd

A nick-name for Wayne that can only be used for a guy who fits the following description: Kind with a sensitive demeanor and strong work ethic. He loves God, his family and his dog, but doesn't really need anyone (except God and his dog). He is a thoughtful and passionate lover~very attractive. He may seem insecure at times. But, don't let him fool you! He likes himself and commands the respect of anyone he spends time with. God is especially fond of Waynerd. He is truly blessed!
Your name may be Wayne, but you are no Waynerd!

waynerd, blessed, dog-lover, independent, blessing
by Rodnisha Louise February 24, 2010
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wayne sweatski

Fucking Wayne sweatski out there didn’t know the scout were here tonight”
by chHAad February 20, 2021
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Rumpo Wagon

A 1981 Honda Hatchback infamous for its ghetto-esque appearance and ability to out mash any beater on the road.
"Lets take out the Rumpo Wagon tonight and vandalize garbage cans and do donuts!"
by Honz and Hanz March 10, 2009
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Skank Wagon

1. A group of 40+ year old, beastly, alcoholic women who still troll the bars more than 3 nights a week, trying to party and act like they are college-age. Usually, they are overly-dramatic, jealous, bitter drunks that act like whores but cry because they don't know why they can't find a husband.

2. Group of old broads easily identified by their caked-on makeup, clothes that show off their fat rolls, and desperate wild-eyed glares as they cock-block guys from the hot girls thinking they have a shot instead. The leader is usually slightly attractive and hangs with the others because it makes her look 10x better. The rest of the uglies follow the leader to use as man-bait, hoping they'll get a wingman spot.
1. "Oh jeez, here comes the Skank Wagon. Don't these broads know this is College Nite?"

2. Joe was about hook up with that hot girl Tina till Betty and the Skank Wagon rode in. She started sloppy-grinding him while the wagon cock-blocked. Dude, she's like 42......as if!!
by Barry Dangle February 27, 2011
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Bruce Wayned

When your parents are killed and you have to live with an elderly parent
Man, Jason got Bruce Wayned last night.
Damn, hope is he okay.
by sexybeast8008 October 7, 2016
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jank wagon

I crappy or janky old car
by Nicobud October 1, 2019
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Stealth Wealth Wagon

When you truly have big money and don't have to 'prove it' with a tacky matte black Tesla or a Porsche 911 draped in carbon fiber, you go for a Stealth Wealth Wagon, which is essentially a luxury sedan with a big ass. Stealth Wealth Wagons are ALWAYS European and include the Volvo V90, V60, V70 and XC70, the Audi A4 and A6 allroad/avant, the BMW 3 or 5-series Touring, the Jaguar XF Sportbrake and by far the most popular of the bunch, the Mercedes-Benz E-Class Wagon. While Europeans may view the aforementioned cars as taxis or mundane family shuttles, the Stealth Wealth Wagon is a symbol of old money, refinement, elegance and subdued class in America. Everyone and their mother has an SUV or a sedan, but a Stealth Wealth Wagon is almost always bought, and never leased. People go through their Q5s and E350s faster than Pete Davidson goes through girlfriends, but part of the reason that Stealth Wealth Wagons are so hard to find used is because they are typically retained by their first owners for a loooong time. For that reason, they either have insanely low or insanely high mileage. When you see a Stealth Wealth Wagon, new or old, ALWAYS assume the person driving has fuck-you money. They're a part of a highly exclusive club.
Marin County, Beverly Hills, Pacific Heights, the North Shore, Petoskey, Shaker Heights, Georgetown, Buckhead, Asheville, Middleburg, Hilton Head, Savannah, the Main Line, the UES, the Hamptons, the Hudson Valley, all of Fairfield and Westchester Counties, especially Greenwich, Princeton/Charlottesville/Ann Arbor, Wellesley, the Cape and Islands, and Bar Harbor are all places where you'll have a high likelihood of running into a Stealth Wealth Wagon.
by henry1272838442 September 3, 2023
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