Wayned

1. The feeling of helplessness that occurs after being screwed over by Wayne State University

1. Class schedule: 'incomplete'

Administrator: Sorry, the classes you have selected are full, please register for them next semester.

You: But I submitted all of the paperwork to you early!

Administrator: Oh, I lost it. Too bad for you.

You: fml. just got wayned.

2. Administrator: you must pay $200 in late fees. your tuition was late

you: I paid it on time, the exact amount you told me to.

Admin:That was the wrong number. You should have double checked with me 'later'.

You: what?

Admin: $200. Now.

You: fml. wayned again.

by jolly_rancher5 May 18, 2014

wayned

1. Similar to when people get mossed, people get wayne'd
(refers to indianapolis colts receiver reggie wayne), who is just that much better than randy moss

Person one: Yeah bro, we were playing football, i jumped up three feet in the air,and caught it one handed.

Person two: NO WAY! DAMN! YOU WAYNED HIS ASS

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by reggiewayneonthemhoes March 7, 2010

WAYNED

Being duped, tricked, hoodwinked into thinking one thing but having the exact opposite actually occur

I waited and waited for the phone call that never came, i guess i was Wayned.

I Wayned that guy out of 20 bucks.

She was Wayned at the altar.

by musqueam May 27, 2009

Wayned

To get drunk, To drink a copious amount of alcohol

"Whoa, this guy is gonna past out in a ditch, he must be wayned."

by the_doc October 2, 2006

wayned

Getting scuttled on copious amounts of alcohol.

"Oh god, my head is killing me."
"Why?"
"Me and the girls got Wayned last night on some Woodstock."
"Did you get a root?"
"Obviously!"

by Rollergirl December 19, 2005

wayned

To be under the influence of alchohol.

"Let's go get wayned."
"I'm soo wayned!"

by God March 28, 2005

Wayned

To ruin a conversation full of laughs and jokes with a really lame joke.

Wow. Wayne wayned the conversation with that lame waynism.

by Gjg2424 November 19, 2016