When a gentleman or lady decides to please themselves via means of intense masturbation or various other forms of sexual stimuli. Not to be confused with milking the cow, no-watering the petunias implies a good deal of artistry involved in the process of satisfying one's desires.
Gentleman 1: Good day to you, sir. You look to be a man about town, as they say, are you not?
Gentleman 2: Indeed I am, but after 9:30 I retire to my chambers to engage in prolonged sessions of watering the petunias.
Gentleman 2: Indeed I am, but after 9:30 I retire to my chambers to engage in prolonged sessions of watering the petunias.
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Planting a seed in soil a gardener needs to water the seed for it to take root.
Planting a seed in soil a gardener needs to water the seed for it to take root.
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Get the Watering the plants mug.When someone urinates in the garden of another, perhaps while stocking that person or waiting for them. Can also be done as an insult to someone if you dislike them
After waiting 6 hours in Arthurs' garden to catch him in tag, Kevin Fung took a whiz (urination) in the garden.
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Get the watering hose mug.A watering hole is when you are engaging in anal sex and you pull out causing a large hole to appear. You must quickly fill the hole with water or a drink you would like. After this you can sip it out thus creating a water hole. Also you may fill the ass with salsa creating a perfect place to dip your chips
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