wanking pit

British army slang for a bed.

Get out of them fucking wanking pits!

by Geoff O'Neill January 30, 2005

Wankicide

To commit or to have committed suicide from excessive masturbation or sexual acts pertaining to masturbation

The police comfirmed that Joe committed wankicide after finding a rope noose around his neck and his hand on his bare penis

by Etern4lDragon June 9, 2009

Wandile

(Pronounced://wah-ndee-lay) Uncommon meaning: Multiplied. Taken from the the South African language Isizulu & the Nguni language. A popular name that is mostly given to boys but is unisex and can be given to girls. The majority of Wandiles are joyful, lively and friendly folks that appreciate almost anything that comes their way.

Wandile is a quiet young man.
I went to see Wandile today.

by Mr Warh.S November 11, 2020

Wanito

A typing error caused by fingernail extensions. Guilty party tends to be a black female with a name like Wanita.

You know that fat black chick Jennifun from accounting, her quarterly report was riddled with Wanito's.

by Party Crashers September 1, 2009

wanking glove

A girl so skinny that when fucking her from behind it's easier to grab her by the waist with one hand and finish yourself off by using her as a wanking mitt.

She's a little fitty isn't she.

Nah, look how skinny she is, she's a proper wanking glove.

by JonnyLondon June 5, 2014

wankidoodle

The process of Getting nude and waving your junk (i.e cock'n balls)at on coming traffic in a counter clock wise motion.

"I was stuck in traffic this morning because John was wankidoodleing again."

by Kevin lev. December 18, 2007

Wangizmo

The Tibetan word for penis, believed to have originated in the late 17th century.

"He took out his wangizmo and gave her an inside job to remember."

"My boyfriend's wangizmo is colossal! There's barely enough room for it in my mouth, let alone my pussy!"

by Minotawr October 13, 2011