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Wanking Up

When you wake up with an erection and you masturbate it
"Woah I heard you doing something this morning"

"Yeah Jeff. I was just wanking up"
by TheBurntJew January 7, 2017
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wanking around

Same definition as (fuck around) meaning doing something with no goal or reason.
what are you doing here? ( I am just wanking around).

Want to go wanking around the mall? (Sure I'll wank around the mall with you).
by KnowYourDefinition January 15, 2018
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Wanktionary

When educated people use silly words that a normal person does not understand. Whether it is to belittle fellow man or to show vast intelligence.

Simply a person who uses such words is a flog.
From the wanktionary. "The excrement was divine"... "good shit" for a normal person.
by Wanktionary tosser snob flog January 21, 2019
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pixel wanking

An endless and usually contradictory stream of requests - from "business guys" - to move an image or part of a web page up|left|right|down X pixels so that it lines up with some other arbitrary and unrelated part of the web application.

An often fatal disease, mostly affecting business owners and project managers which typically ends in a horrible death - usually by bludgeoning with the nearest blunt implement (a keyboard to the face is a common cause of death).
Business Guy: "Hey, front end guy, could you just move that line of text so that the bottom of it lines up with the top of the letter 'M' in the third paragraph of the second column six words from the left and diagonally across from that image of a flux capacitor?"

Front End Guy: "Dude, I've had enough of you and your endless pixel wanking. Taste my keyboard of death, motherfucker!"
by lleighto August 20, 2011
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wanking pit

Get out of them fucking wanking pits!
by Geoff O'Neill January 30, 2005
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Wankicide

To commit or to have committed suicide from excessive masturbation or sexual acts pertaining to masturbation
The police comfirmed that Joe committed wankicide after finding a rope noose around his neck and his hand on his bare penis
by Etern4lDragon June 9, 2009
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WANKSTA

Fake gangster, hustler or faking on anything that involves doing dirt.

never went blood or crip hunting.

only when photo ops are around they quickly throw up gangsigns and meanmug like they gangbang when they don't.

They like to act hard all the time. but when you confront them. they be like "nah dude. nah dude."

somebody who drives around in a rent-a-car luxyry car and prentends to own it. and act like he hustles.

always flashing huge wads of money in public. but in reality its his laundry money hes going to use that day. etc...
You need to stop that wanksta ass before you really get litup fool.
by 3pac 2pac 1pac none June 9, 2003
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