by TheBurntJew January 7, 2017
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Want to go wanking around the mall? (Sure I'll wank around the mall with you).
Want to go wanking around the mall? (Sure I'll wank around the mall with you).
by KnowYourDefinition January 15, 2018
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Simply a person who uses such words is a flog.
Simply a person who uses such words is a flog.
by Wanktionary tosser snob flog January 21, 2019
Get the Wanktionary mug.An endless and usually contradictory stream of requests - from "business guys" - to move an image or part of a web page up|left|right|down X pixels so that it lines up with some other arbitrary and unrelated part of the web application.
An often fatal disease, mostly affecting business owners and project managers which typically ends in a horrible death - usually by bludgeoning with the nearest blunt implement (a keyboard to the face is a common cause of death).
An often fatal disease, mostly affecting business owners and project managers which typically ends in a horrible death - usually by bludgeoning with the nearest blunt implement (a keyboard to the face is a common cause of death).
Business Guy: "Hey, front end guy, could you just move that line of text so that the bottom of it lines up with the top of the letter 'M' in the third paragraph of the second column six words from the left and diagonally across from that image of a flux capacitor?"
Front End Guy: "Dude, I've had enough of you and your endless pixel wanking. Taste my keyboard of death, motherfucker!"
Front End Guy: "Dude, I've had enough of you and your endless pixel wanking. Taste my keyboard of death, motherfucker!"
by lleighto August 20, 2011
by Geoff O'Neill January 30, 2005
Get the wanking pit mug.To commit or to have committed suicide from excessive masturbation or sexual acts pertaining to masturbation
The police comfirmed that Joe committed wankicide after finding a rope noose around his neck and his hand on his bare penis
by Etern4lDragon June 9, 2009
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never went blood or crip hunting.
only when photo ops are around they quickly throw up gangsigns and meanmug like they gangbang when they don't.
They like to act hard all the time. but when you confront them. they be like "nah dude. nah dude."
somebody who drives around in a rent-a-car luxyry car and prentends to own it. and act like he hustles.
always flashing huge wads of money in public. but in reality its his laundry money hes going to use that day. etc...
never went blood or crip hunting.
only when photo ops are around they quickly throw up gangsigns and meanmug like they gangbang when they don't.
They like to act hard all the time. but when you confront them. they be like "nah dude. nah dude."
somebody who drives around in a rent-a-car luxyry car and prentends to own it. and act like he hustles.
always flashing huge wads of money in public. but in reality its his laundry money hes going to use that day. etc...
by 3pac 2pac 1pac none June 9, 2003
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