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Typothetically Speaking

When someone is angering you on MSN, or Facebook, or any other social site, you begin to rage about them in the comments box writing swear words and racist insults, Only to delete your whole text and move on with your life.
Brad: "Hey Mikey, what happened between you and Jerry?"

Mikey: "Nothing, I just called a Jewish Asian who sucks dicks at the dumpster."

Brad: "OMFG you did?!?!?"

Mikey: "Typothetically speaking."
by Softball Mariam November 15, 2009
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Typhoonwes

A guy who sounds like an awesome mob boss, but in all actuality is just someone obsessed with cotton candy and his bird.
I was talking to some awesome sounding guy last night, but he turned out just to be a typhoonwes.
by Master_chief2727 March 21, 2012
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trypnosis

The act of tripping while being hypnotized.
"Man, Carl took some weird drugs that I've never even heard of and he's under some kind of trypnosis."
by trypnosis June 4, 2016
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typo

A misspeeling of a word when typing or texting

Its annoying when people point out your erorrs and correct you, because some times you don't focus on your grammar and punctuation like some fucking nerd or maybe you just didn't know how to speel the damn word.
Jack: "Hey where are yuo?"

Gill: "Don't you mean where are you?"

Jack: "Ugh, yes you fucking bitch it was a typo, I accidently switched two letters around do you have a probelm with that??"
by Hitlers_A_Jew November 16, 2009
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Typoon

A tropical storm of women with very wet vaginas and queefs with wind speeds greater than 73 mph
Put on my heelys to go to class and ended up getting caught in a typoon. I should've checked the weather before going out this morning...
by Griffdog November 20, 2014
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typo

I like teh green car.

Oops, I said "teh" instead of "the"! Stupid typo.
by Cassidy Peterson January 20, 2004
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atomic typo

A typo (one-letter keyboarding mistake, typewriter mistake) that the spell-check function cannot pick up because the word is spelled correctly -- although not for the word you wanted to key in. They are called "atomic typos" because the change of just one letter completely changes the word, although it remains spelled correctly in terms of the spell check function
Examples:

Chris, instead of Christ
war, instead of was
bite, instead of byte
massage, instead of message

Quote: "Wow, the newspaper had an atomic typo on the front page, the writer meant to say "message" but what appeared in the article was "massage". Oops! That's a real atomic typo, and there's very little one can do to stop them!"
by PRwiz101 May 15, 2009
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