twomps

rims 20 inches or above

" man that Lac on sum serious twomps"

by JB_GRIMEY December 28, 2005

pull the troops

When politicians like President Obama tell the voters anything to get the votes

We are tired of fighting a war in the middle East, one of the first things on my agenda when I become president is to pull the troops out

by Psibri January 12, 2011

twooping

The act of sexually assaulting a Turtle/Tortise. Usually involves luring a Turtle/Tortise into the open, befriending it to make it feel comfortable and then savagely raping it, in view of other people.

"bro did you see that dude twooping before"
"yes, please call the park rangers"

by wepty December 30, 2019

Troopster

The name given to somebody whose life was once consumed entirely by chode research and pizza consumption.

You are such a troopster, do something else with your spare time!

by Chodesta January 5, 2009

chicken troops

Trucker-speak via CB-radio for DOT officers (Department Of Transportation) at Weigh Station ("scale").

1st driver: Hey westbound, what did you see behind you?
2nd driver: Watch out! "Scale" is open and "chicken troops" are waiting for you!

by Victor Ahnovsky December 18, 2007

Hasbulla troops

The act of two men sneakily planting traps and causing havoc

Noooo it’s the hasbulla troops watch out they are sneaky

by Albanian style May 28, 2021

Mobilise the Troops

To take a dump. AKA, dropping the kids off by the pool. Usually after a good session on Guinness, followed by a huge t-bone

Jeff: Hey man, great sesh last night. Feel like my heads gonna frikkin explode.

Brian: Lets go grab a boiled egg sarnie and and a hair of the dog

Jeff: hey bud, slow down, need to Mobilise the Troops before I can get out of the house

by thestudog October 3, 2008