Tuscaloosa Two-fer

When you are having sex with a woman bent over a hay bale so that you can both watch 'Bama play.

Last night me and Savanah had a Tuscaloosa Two-fer. Watching Nick Saban really gets me goin'. Roll Tide!

by wildcard ferguson October 22, 2014

Tuscaloosa Rip

To grab a sandwich and rip it, roughly, down the middle

He gave that PB&J the ol' Tuscaloosa rip

by BardleyMcBeard October 26, 2015

tuskaneer

Man who knows EVERYTHING. An absolute intellectual with no need for a woman in his life. Not even gay, just smart. Completely independent you’d probably envy him. Rly attractive even though he probably would give you herpes. But this is only because he sleeps around by getting the most gorgeous girls with his looks. That totally contradicted itself, but tuskaneers are like that.

Ben Shapiro: ugh my wife won’t sleep with me!
Tuskaneer: Lol rly I just piped her last night.
Ben: wtf man I though we were friends!
Tuskaneer: Whatever, I’m totally independent. Got her with my smarts. 7.5/10 body.

by deadbeatdad#3 November 4, 2020

Tuscarawas County

This is a county in NE Ohio. Most of the dudes here are training to be on The Ultimate Fighter. For some reason this is the only place on earth where Acid Bath and Gwar are more popular than the Beatles. When residents reach their mid-twenties, it is common for them to relocate to Charleston South Carolina. Pastimes in Tuscarawas County include driving around on back roads and smoking pot/drinking cans of Busch, going to open mics to hear 21 year old kids cover Neil Young and Bob Dylan songs on an acoustic guitar, fighting, standing in someone's garage and smoking pot/drinking cans of Busch, trying to fuck waitresses, and giving people dirty looks in Taco Bell drive-thru. If you were to go to a party or a bar in Tuscarawas County there are many characters you will come across.....1) the dude who has been drinking Jim Beam and listening to Hank the 3rd all night dropping N-Bombs like it's his job. 2) The chick in the girly size Ohio State Jersey that is wasted and so excited that the Buckeys "kicked some fuckin' ass". 3) The dude trying to get a jam-band together. 4) The artsy girl who is going to move to (fill in the blank with some college town) to date some douche that wears a scarf ALL THE TIME. 5) The guy who wants to talk about how sweet Wilco is all night with whoever will listen. 6) The dude who has his XBox 360 hooked up to his cock so he can stream Netflix to the insides of his eyelids.

It's a pretty sweet place.

Don't invite those kids.....they are from Tuscarawas County.

Did you hear Dierks Bentley is playing at the Tuscarawas County Fair this year?

It was so Tuscarawas County when we were blowing lines of coke with those Hog Heaven waitresses.

by The Fading Captain January 11, 2010

Tuscany

The most perfect mix of art, history, culture, wisdom, enviroment, peace, beauty, sharpness, anathema, contradictions, arrogance, minds ever made in the entire world

Tuscany was the first country in the world to suppress death penalty and torture. It was 1786 and still going on.

by Sbirro November 21, 2004

Tuscaloosa Abortion

When someone punts a baby off of a bridge.

Bob: “Yo I heard your girlfriend was having a baby what do you plan to do with him”

Jeff: “I plan on giving it a Tuscaloosa Abortion so I don’t have to pay child support”

by Ice2esk February 19, 2020

Tuscaloosa Timex

A replacement for the standard alarm clock; a wake up system where the sleeping person recieves a warm fecal disbursement on their chest (generally, from a kindhearted friend) in order to wake them from their slumber.

When Howard was unable to wake up after a long night of drinking, his roommate utilized the Tuscaloosa Timex to bring him back to consciousness.

by Gary Dell'Abate Baba Booey April 17, 2008