PB&J

One of the cutest slash pairings in homestuck. It is Gamzee and Tavros. it's called PB&J because Gamzee has purple blood, and Tavros has brown.
"Ohmygosh. This PB&J fanart is the BEST."
by Stuckie444444444 September 04, 2012
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PB&J

A gay threesome. PB&J meaning Penis, Butt, and Jizz.

Also an overrated sandwich that is easily outclassed by lunchmeat.
John put the P in Tim's B, and Dave started to J all over them, completing the PB&J sandwich.
by DildoOfDarkness January 29, 2016
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The act of smearing jelly on the ass of one partner and peanut butter on the ass of the other. Both get down on their hands and knees facing away from each other and proceed to slam their butt cheeks into one another until the jelly and peanut butter are clearly spread and mixed. Whenever the partners see fit they may stop, take a piece of bread, wipe their partner's butt cheeks clean, and consume their prize.
Honey, break out the tarp, we're gonna get our PB&J on tonight.
by Mampar June 16, 2011
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pb&J is the bestest pbj friend you can ever get!!! hes such a jojo nerd that he probably sings sono chino sadame everytime before he gOES to slEEP !!! HE ALSO LIKE FOOFIGHTERS AND LIKES TO YARE YARE DAZE HIS HAIR is PBJ coLors becauSE R E A S O Ns A N D JOJO. also his best friend is danny because shES THE COOLEST PERSON IN ZA WARUDO AND SHE SHOWS JOJO TO PBJ HE SHOULD BE GRATEFUL. anways pbj is epic, protect at all cost.
"PB&J! PB&J! PB&J!"
"Stop calling me that"
"No because of you're hair which looks like you smudged pbj all over it"
"fine whatever..."
by dannydanndann October 02, 2020
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Stands for personal bowl and joint. It's used to disguise one's activities when they are trying to get high fast.

It's less commonly used for: personal bong and joint or personal blunt and joint.
mom: "Honey, what are you doing in there?"
son: "Oh, nothing, just enjoying a PB&J."
by sideso March 15, 2009
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An acronym for Pack a Bowl and Jam. Most often used by musicians before a jam session.
Yo! Let's PB&J!
by puttamaikaqinurmauth April 07, 2011
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When you take a shit, smear it all over your dick, then have sex with a girl while she's on her period.
My girlfriend lets me give her a PB&J when it's "crime scene week!"
by filthy pirate hooker August 24, 2011
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