Man who knows EVERYTHING. An absolute intellectual with no need for a woman in his life. Not even gay, just smart. Completely independent you’d probably envy him. Rly attractive even though he probably would give you herpes. But this is only because he sleeps around by getting the most gorgeous girls with his looks. That totally contradicted itself, but tuskaneers are like that.
Ben Shapiro: ugh my wife won’t sleep with me!
Tuskaneer: Lol rly I just piped her last night.
Ben: wtf man I though we were friends!
Tuskaneer: Whatever, I’m totally independent. Got her with my smarts. 7.5/10 body.
Tuskaneer: Lol rly I just piped her last night.
Ben: wtf man I though we were friends!
Tuskaneer: Whatever, I’m totally independent. Got her with my smarts. 7.5/10 body.
by deadbeatdad#3 November 04, 2020
This Jazz Cabbage got me zooted. Jazz Cabbage is less harmful than Squares. I’m smoking that Jazz Cabbage boy.
by Gypsiehood97 December 30, 2017
Apr 20 trending
- 1. Watermelon Sugar
- 2. Ghetto Spread
- 3. Girls who eat carrots
- 4. sorority squat
- 5. Durk
- 6. Momala
- 7. knocking
- 8. Dog shot
- 9. sputnik
- 10. guvy
- 11. knockin'
- 12. nuke the fridge
- 13. obnoxion
- 14. Eee-o eleven
- 15. edward 40 hands
- 16. heels up
- 17. columbus
- 18. ain't got
- 19. UrbDic
- 20. yak shaving
- 21. Rush B Cyka Blyat
- 22. Pimp Nails
- 23. Backpedaling
- 24. Anol
- 25. got that
- 26. by the way
- 27. Wetter than an otter's pocket
- 28. soy face
- 29. TSIF
- 30. georgia rose
