When someone rests their head on the lap of a male, this is usually considered a cute moment up until the point where the male's lightning rod gains a surge of energy resulting in the repetitive up and down of the partners head on their lap. This must be followed by the question: "Is your dick bomb?" in order to prevent bad luck.
*ON BUS*
Person 1: "Dude, my dog was resting his head on my lap the other day and, out of fucking nowhere, I had the worst Peter's Road Trampoline."
Person 2: "Was your dick at least bomb?"
Person 1: "Of course what do you take me for!"
Person 1: "Dude, my dog was resting his head on my lap the other day and, out of fucking nowhere, I had the worst Peter's Road Trampoline."
Person 2: "Was your dick at least bomb?"
Person 1: "Of course what do you take me for!"
by TheBombDigidee February 5, 2018
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ˈtrumpləˌdīt/
noun
a person who hasn't evolved since caveman times, still lives in a cave and ascribes to the brand of backwards social politics promoted by Donald Trump (presidential hopeful for 2016)
a social hermit.
a person who is regarded as being deliberately ignorant or old-fashioned.
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ˈtrumpləˌdīt/
noun
a person who hasn't evolved since caveman times, still lives in a cave and ascribes to the brand of backwards social politics promoted by Donald Trump (presidential hopeful for 2016)
a social hermit.
a person who is regarded as being deliberately ignorant or old-fashioned.
troglodytexenophobiamisogynyredneck
Science has not yet proven Trumplodytes as a separate evolutionary species of man, but there is strong evidence based on their 20th century social and political rhetoric.
"Bill's regressive attitude about gender, xenophobic stances and inability in general to control what spews from his mouth pretty much pegs the trumplodyte meter."
"Bill's regressive attitude about gender, xenophobic stances and inability in general to control what spews from his mouth pretty much pegs the trumplodyte meter."
by Konundrummer March 12, 2016
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by Mayrut January 3, 2017
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My friend, Jonny is a classic Trumplican. He's always in favor of everything Donald Trump says.
If you want Mexico to build a wall on the border, then you might be a Trumplican
If you want Mexico to build a wall on the border, then you might be a Trumplican
by Black Tie Knight February 12, 2017
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by Memestealingwhore October 9, 2016
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That trumplicking guy is my very best friend until he gets busted... at which point I’ll distance myself from him immediately.
by Dr Bunnygirl August 2, 2019
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Rachel loves it when Joe does the chicken skin trampoline.
He braaaaaahhh. I did the chicken skin trampoline for your mom last night. She was amazed.
He braaaaaahhh. I did the chicken skin trampoline for your mom last night. She was amazed.
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