The White House DOESN'T keep an eye on this every day!? Are you fucking retarded!?
Hym "Do you actually expect me to believe that the white house doesn't keep an eye on the stock market? Not reality. That isn't reality. Genjutsu of that level doesn't work on me. Yes, you do look at the stock market every. "Nothing has changed in how we see the stock market because we don't look at it." ~USA press secretary. Which is it bitch? Has nothing changed or do you not know because you haven't looked? I don't know maybe go take a fucking look at it. Just a peak. What the fuck do you even mean saying that? You didn't look!? Do I not understand what the stock market is? Is it some kind of Bird Box type monster that makes you kill yourself if you look at it? GO LOOK AT IT THEN YOU DUMB FUCKING BITCH!"
by Hym Iam July 30, 2022
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The fastest way to gain money and lose money.
You buy then sell then buy then sell then profit from it or lose money.
Then etc.
Successful Guy: I made billions of dollars every single day on the stock market.
Unsuccessful guy: I lost a lot of money.
Unsuccessful guys friend: What! You spent all my money and lost them?
by Urbanned August 5, 2015
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A good way how to waste thousands of dollars if you don't know what you are doing.
by lunar shadows February 9, 2005
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A girl who has the potential to be cute, but is not quite there yet, so one invests and acts nice to her in the hopes that when she is cute they can cash out and bang her
Man 1: That girl over there seems cute but shes a little chubby
Man 2: She's a stock market, be nice to her now so she will think your a "good guy" later when shes hot
Man 1: Ah gotcha invest now, cash out later
by PapaWolf March 10, 2013
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One of the best computer games ever invented. Involves lots of strategy, but luck also. Numerous strategy guides have been written.
Yeah, Halo can be fun, but you really have to try the stock market.

If IGN rated the stock market, they would give it at least a 9.8 out of 10.
by Wanderfalke October 7, 2010
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the greatest thing on earth. you own shares of companies and buy -low sell-high to make a profit.
I'm addicted to the stock market.
by K.H.-What December 1, 2004
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The lottery for rich people. Evil Republicans think we should put all of our retirement money into it. That way, we can work until we're 90 years old, because the stock market sucks up your money and doesn't give any back.
Putting Social Security into the stock market would be like taking your entire life savings to Las Vegas.
by Anonymous October 6, 2003
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