Christmas Tissue

The act of ejaculating over another or one's own face- specifically carried out over the Christmas period.

See also-

A tissue featuring images of animals in novelty Christmas dress up – usually carried around in clear plastic packets by old people or east end hipsters.

“I gave her a Christmas tissue in the face….right it in.”

“He didn’t appreciate the Christmas tissue.”

“A Christmas tissue isn’t for life. It’s just for Christmas.”

by Lady bruncher January 22, 2014

assial tissue

Toilet paper is a stupid term. If you tend to your nose at the center of your face with facial tissue. then you must tend to your butthole at the center of your ass (aka your assfault) with assial tissue.

The first shortage during the pandemic was assial tissue, which people stupidly call toilet paper.

by NeologianPJG April 19, 2020

Dirty tissue bowl

Dirty tissue bowl: Cumming in a girl's pussy, and wiping out her pussy with a tissue then putting it in her butthole and finally eating the tissue of her butt.

I gave my girlfriend a dirty tissue bowl last night and I've been burping up wads of cumshit tissue ever since.

by Milkypooop November 17, 2020

Subcutaneous Tissue Consultant

Individuals involved in the employment of their subcutaneous tissue as a result of a contract, whether or not written or verbal, between consultant and client which has offer, consideration and acceptance.

Chadwik;"Lovie, look at the new subcutaneous tissue consultants"." Quite".
"Charming, I'm sure Chaddy". "Chaarrrming".

by saavy chimp March 25, 2022

tissue issues

The perplexing conundrums that arise from leaving evidence of a recent masturbation session laying about.

Conrad: Holy crap! We've got to go back to the apartment before Pam wakes up, I forgot I left a bunch of used kleenex by the computer!
Farnsworth: Hey, your tissue issues aren't going to make me late to work, Sgt. Spank-o-tron!

by Mr. Softey February 4, 2009

tissue for your issue

See cheese with your whine, but has some stronger implications - namely that the recipient of the comment actually did have it coming, and there is no room to complain, with the implication that the recipient should quit bawling about it for that very reason.

Oh, the IRS is collecting from you after you decided to protest your taxes? Well, then, you want some tissue for your issue?

by ke6isf October 22, 2004

Tissue

An aggregation of morphologically similar cells and associated intercellular matter acting together to perform one or more specific functions in the body. There are four basic types of tissue: muscle, nerve, epidermal, and connective.

The destruction of solid tissue resulted in a collection of pus around the wound, also known as an abscess.

by blammord April 19, 2006