traffic twat

the female equivalent to cock block

Katie: I'm totally gonna hook up with Andrew tonight!
*Helen approaches*
Helen: Hey Katie! I bought us this boxed set of Sex and the City DVDs...we have to watch it tonight!

Helen is thus a traffic twat because she prevented Katie from getting ass tonight.

by Twatty McGiggles August 31, 2010

Traffic Lights

A game played between two people as a way of exploring intimate things.

Green - Good, great, comfortable with it
Yellow - This is okay, feeling a little out of my comfort zone
Red - I don’t like this, can we stop?

Person 1: I touch you first, you say a colour and then you touch me. We can stop at anytime. It’s called traffic lights. Okay?

Person 2: Okay.

by Random person 7474 April 8, 2021

traffic jam booty

booty, usually female, that looks so good that it creates traffic.

(girls walks by..)

man #1: Look at that traffic jam booty over there!

(groups of males...and cars..stop to look)

by pimpcess_07 May 24, 2005

Traffic Foot

When you are stuck in stop-go traffic and your foot gets really tired from switching from the gas to brake pedal so rapidly.

Man, I hope this traffic ends soon. I'm getting some bad traffic foot.

by KTMcEntee January 14, 2014

Traffic Cone

That girl that is so perfect shes almost a god, you don't dare mention her name for fear of her rejecting you but you love her so, she is amazong and though there are many cones out there only one is yours...and you hope to have it till the end of time.

"Yeah bro did you see my Traffic Cone? Shes a real beauty"

by JohnnyKallDay January 29, 2018

traffic shipping

Traffic shipping is the umbrella term for all shipping in the Life series, a hardcore Minecraft Smp that consists of a certain mechanic each season.

Commonly used on tumblr and X (twitter).

“Hey todd, do you support traffic shipping?”

“Of course, as long as they only ship their PERSONAS. Then it’s fine with me!”

by :33< Nepeta Stan August 27, 2023

Traffic Light System

A method of checking in and following your partners comfort levels during sex. Reaffirms consent and is often used in kinky settings or when exploring sexuality.

Green - You're comfortable.

Yellow - Slow down, pause, or change something (negotiable).

Red - Stop.

"Have you heard of the traffic light system? Can we use that? I don't wanna hurt you."

- "I'd like that."

"What's your colour baby?"

- "Yellow -- can we switch positions?"

"Of course."

by emeraldlilacs October 3, 2023