tossie

The weird grandpa's word for a penis.

Steve, stop playing with your tossie!

by 2 camels in a tiny car October 12, 2010

tossing cookies

Tossing cookies is a term for vomiting first coined by young men in a motel near Louisville, KY, in 1967.

After bourbon and generic oreos he hugged the commode tossing cookies.

by X.J. Reason February 19, 2009

tossing the greek salad

Eating girl out while she has a yeast infection

"The date was going good until he told me he liked tossing the greek salad"

by bananahands August 12, 2006

Tonsil Turd

Slang term for tonsilloliths, or tonsil stones. Tonsil turds are irregularly shaped, whitish/yellow, foul-smelling globs of mucous and bacteria that get caught in the back of the throat. They form in the tonsil crypts which are simply small pockets or divots that appear in everyones tonsils. The scientific name for these white globs is tonsilloliths.

Last week when I was sick, I hacked up huge shitty smelling tonsil turds.

by butlerj May 22, 2005

tonsil tonic

A nourishing balm sourced from the spunkstick. Reputed to have many health-enhancing properties when administered orally.

I delivered a dose of tonsil tonic and her sore throat cleared up immediately.

by Irritatus Maximus December 25, 2007

Tonsildicktomy

ton-sil-dick-to-my ton-suhl-dick-tuh-mee
noun, plural ton-sil-dick-to-mies.
the operation of pulverizing tonsils into mush with a penis or penis-like apparatus.

"Wow, he was so huge he gave me a tonsildicktomy."

"I'd take a tonsildicktomy over a Dirty Sanchez any day of the week, except Sundays."

"Honey, let's not use the jackhammer attachment this time. It gave me a real tonsildicktomy."

by The Burglar of Turds February 17, 2013

Tonsil Stick

Long, fat cock. The skull fucking kind. Known to pound and bruise the tonsils.

Her throat is all banged up from my tonsil stick.

I couldn’t breath with his tonsil stick down my throat.

by Eaton Holgoode October 23, 2017