irl tomie

i like boobs very much

Do you irl tomie?
Yes i like boobs very much!

by Imseggsy April 3, 2021

tonnie

A fat, desperate, ginger, so desperate he even screws his granny, but crushes her with his weight. Also the chatroom noob.

OMG! He's such a tonnie!

by Zheek Pranda November 6, 2007

tommie

An affectionate way of saying stomach.

My Tommie hurts

by Majikk April 14, 2016

tonkies tinge

skin discoloration resulting from wearing leather shoes with no socks and getting them wet.

"tonkies" derives from the name Minnetonka, a popular moccasin brand. the foot and/or feet appear orange or brown in color. this color gradually fades over a timespan of a few days.

many sufferers report a feeling of emotional discomfort / embarrassment as other people assume they have some type of medical problem leading to foot discoloration.

- Yo, I got that tonkies tinge after getting stuck in the rain in my mocs walking home from the party last night.

-You could scrub that shit with a Mr. Clean magic eraser all day and it won't come off. You look like a freak.

by lacath October 4, 2010

Tonkie

A silly and informal way to say ‘Winky’ or ‘Penis’

“Amber jumped on Kyle’s Tonkie last night! She said it was massive!”

by YourWinkyIsMyFriend December 21, 2018

Tommie

An overall bad friend, who deserves no real attention and/or love.

Steve: "Omg, Carl you just ate my sandwich."

Carl: "I am such a Tommie."

by SquidSquisher June 29, 2015

tommieboy

a biped with a nearly hairless cranium and pasty unwholesome-looking body; known to frequent schoolyards looking for suitable young males on which to prey; has been known to eat up to six times per day or more, consuming massive amounts of garlic. Possesses limited social skills and low intelligence.

We heard there was a tommieboy in the vicinity, so we took the children home.

by Ken Thornsbury January 26, 2004