shit to end all shits

Something you say after taking a huge shit, where it feels like it's the biggest one you ever took in your life.

Holy crap! I took the best dump right now! It was the shit to end all shits! If I died right now, I'd be happy , the shit was THAT good!

by LonePooper January 3, 2018

Like shit to an Army blanket

An old expression dating back at least to British National Service (1950's) and probably a lot earlier. Possibly for as long as there have been British Armies that supplied blankets.

Was also commonly used in former British Territories and Dominions (Australia etc.) which now form the Commonwealth.

To attach to something very securely.

Also to hang around something or someone very persistently.

"This glue will stick that on the wall like shit to an Army blanket."

"He's stuck to his boss like shit to an Army blanket."

by OldSchoolUK May 18, 2009

Levels to this shit

There are certain obstacles and tests you must pass to live the true life of a real N**ga.

"we don't fuck the same hoes, there's levels to this shit!" - Meek Mill

by RozayDaBouse July 28, 2013

I will eat a mile of her shit to see where it came from.

A term used to describe an incredibly beautiful woman with a perfectly shaped butt.

Dude, she's so fine I will eat a mile of her shit to see where it came from.

by johnny hotsville August 21, 2009

I'm not trying to start shit

The phrase that you use right before you tell someone something that you know will start a lot of shit.

I'm not trying to start shit but Ty called your mother a whore.

by Baby D123 February 26, 2011

From Shit to Sugar

When you come from nothin' to somethin'. Start out Poor, but end up Rich.

"I never had a silver spoon in my mouth growin' up. I came from shit to sugar."

"I came from shit to sugar , from the ghetto to a gated community"

by slipperyslang June 13, 2017

SHIT TO A BLANKET

To adhere strongly to, to follow closely. Also used to describe the presence of an unwanted person who will not take a hint.

1) That adhesive is brilliant. It sticks like shit to a blanket!
2) I knew they were following me, but I couldn't shake them off. They stuck to me like shit to a blanket.
3) She latched on to me in the bar and I couldn't get rid of her. She stuck like shit to a blanket.

by Finbarthebad October 3, 2007