big tiddy goth gf

a girl who wears dark makeup (colors such as blue, pruple, black) and gothic clothing. usually has a lot of simps.

However, please do be warned. If your big tiddy goth gf has light purple hair, big ass tiddies, dark makeup, and...revealing clothing, thats not your local big tiddy goth gf, thats fucking abbachio

Man: Look at that big tiddy goth gf!
Girl: ikr shes so pretty I'd date her
Man: oh no we're becoming simps
other person: shit

by unknownfossil September 11, 2020

Not Today *cough*

Calling in sick at the last second before you need to report. The cough at the end is an poor attempt to fake sick.

Good morning Intertek how can i direct your call.

Nancy its Bryce I know work starts in 30 seconds but Not today *Cough* I'm sick.

by The Blue Falcon September 9, 2009

Today

The current pre-determined expanse of time consisting of 24 hours that is unfolding at the exact moment that your consciousness is expierencing for the first time.

Today is a great day.

by A-person_yay May 9, 2014

tidey chunk

The sexual act of "fingering" a woman, except the large toe is used instead of the actual fingers.

"Johnny gave me a tidey chunk last night"

by Holliver May 18, 2008

tiddye

to tye dye your titty

jalena: hey wanna tiddye before the game?
mia: already did

by lunaticlinda August 31, 2018

tiayana

the baddest bitch you’ll meet

woah tiayana is the baddest bitch I’ve ever met

by anonymous March 20, 2021

Today years old

Phrase used by those who got by in school with C's and refuse to properly refer to how old they are/were.

I was today years old when I found out that the straw holes in Capri Suns are also the dot on the i, why didn't school teach me this????????

by Ani_Mike June 2, 2019