A person who wants someone else to suck their penis.
He is also known as Mini Ladd, but no one has created a definition for Craig Thompson
Craig Thompson: "yOu WaNt mY PeNiS"
This is from one of Mini Ladd's videos, where it has become a meme
by A username made when I was 9 September 24, 2019
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A lad with a small penis usually 2-3 inches hard he thinks he is a farmer although he has never seen a (farm) a Joshua Thompson rarely breaks 5 foot at full height he is hated by all and loved by none he thinks he is a world-class karate champion although he only has participation medals I would highly recommended not becoming friends with this being as he will eventually try to engage in a sexual relationship a Joshua Thompson favourite words are (sir) and (diffin)
Man:oh no Joshua Thompson is approaching

Man2: run I heard he is queer
by Licmadic April 3, 2018
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The Youtuber also known as “Mini Ladd”, he has an army of giraffes that can help him win any wars, he even has a bowling pin that is his son that shows everyone how lonely he is, but at least he has a girlfriend who is streamer.
Craig Thompson: YOU WANT MY PENIS?

Or...

Craig Thompson: I’m an abomination!
by PokemonLegacy6 September 28, 2019
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The bestest person ever!
And a bad ass Janitor who's best friends with a crack whore/stripper Mellie
"Did you see that fine ass kid Tyler Thompson!?"
"Yeah he was going to blow his paycheck on that on crack whore Melanie"
by MellieRose December 21, 2008
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the epitome of a pussy
"Let's go drink on Friday."
"No"
"Dude don't go and be a Charles Thompson"
by CTSIENDS November 28, 2007
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a random pedophile lurking in the woods raping children with a floppy dildo.
wow what a jake thompson
by a random pedophile called jare October 29, 2014
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You start by shooting your load into a girl's nose. She then proceeds to sniff it up and spit it out on her chest. Afterthat you use it as lubrication for a good old fashioned tittie fuck.
This girl was definetly a freak. She let me give her a "Filthy Thompson."
by john doe doe January 15, 2007
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