by Kdinoo_ August 19, 2021
Get the Don't jackass the thing mug.Sleepy Joe: all men and muwaman were created by the, go, you know, you know, the thing!
America: yes we know "the thing", but you don't, Joe!
America: yes we know "the thing", but you don't, Joe!
by Cornpop was a bad dude July 21, 2022
Get the You know, the thing mug.The single greatest opening of a persuasive statement or rebuttal. Also if used correctly an effective Jedi mind trick.
Persuasive statement:
(person 1)"Here's the thing, you should go buy me a Pepsi."(note no question mark so it cannot be refused)(person 2)"Uh, ok."
Rebuttal:
(person 1)"You should move the couch over there on that wall."(person 2) "Well I like it there just fine." (person 1") "But if you move it there you can put the coffee table there, and then i can put my sewing table there!"(person 2)"Here's the thing, No."
(person 1)"Here's the thing, you should go buy me a Pepsi."(note no question mark so it cannot be refused)(person 2)"Uh, ok."
Rebuttal:
(person 1)"You should move the couch over there on that wall."(person 2) "Well I like it there just fine." (person 1") "But if you move it there you can put the coffee table there, and then i can put my sewing table there!"(person 2)"Here's the thing, No."
by suitonhim May 1, 2014
Get the Here's the thing, mug.the materialisation / dematerialisation of necessities such as keys, weed, food, tobacco, running water. usually happens at home, but also can occur in the pockets, friends' coffee tables, etc.
by somethingplex1 December 29, 2011
Get the hide the thing mug.A term one says as they’re about to either give valid reasoning for something (often with a bit of sass) or spew absolute bullshit
Ex. A: “Here’s the thing; if you’re really trying to lose weight, you should probably avoid eating fast food every other day”
Ex. B; “Here’s the thing; you can’t be related to a WWII vet because the Holocaust didn’t even happen”
Ex. B; “Here’s the thing; you can’t be related to a WWII vet because the Holocaust didn’t even happen”
by ShamHolds July 14, 2018
Get the Here’s the thing mug.When at least two people are smoking marijuana from a pipe or spliff, and someone in the rotation is talking or just wasting time that can be used to smoke or practice karate. This terrible act is rewarded by a swift kick in the testicles or a slap to the mouth.
When the pipe got to him, he started Making Love To The Thing, so we had to take it away from him and give him a nice slap.
by Mr.337 August 28, 2009
Get the Making Love To The Thing mug.In context to the song king of the thing by O.A.R.
There is a kink...and this thing that the song speaks of is the throne that the king sits on in the third line of the song. Some may say that you can't be king of a throne. But I say why not. Some beleive this king is the king of India because O.A.R. has a t-shirt that depicts this king as being Indian...hense the turban. And he is sitting on a throne. So what i say it this thing is an Indian throne
There is a kink...and this thing that the song speaks of is the throne that the king sits on in the third line of the song. Some may say that you can't be king of a throne. But I say why not. Some beleive this king is the king of India because O.A.R. has a t-shirt that depicts this king as being Indian...hense the turban. And he is sitting on a throne. So what i say it this thing is an Indian throne
Indian: What is the king in the song King of the thing by OAR the king of? What thing?
Indian: The throne DUH
Indian: The throne DUH
by Mike June 26, 2006
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