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Goat Rodeo

A situation that is hopelessly fucked up. The worst of three stages of goat-ness. First is the Goat Rope, defined else where.

Then there is the utilitraian Goat Fuck. This normally requires a serious amount of work to unfuck.

Lastly, there is the Goat Rodeo. The worst of the three, it is beyond even profanity. It describes a situation that involves many individuals screw ups, and implies that the fuck up is already well underway, meaning that there is no hope in stopping the mess. Usually said with a defeated tone:
Ready to go to this Goat Rodeo? Its gonna be terrible.
by JimmyJam November 30, 2006
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wrinkle rodeo

When a bunch of old ass geezers have an extremely violent orgy in a pit full of animal shit (usually bull or horse shit).
I've heard they're planning a wrinkle rodeo at the retirement home,they might need some volunteers to set it up.
by Frosty Dice July 11, 2021
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Polish rodeo

When I guy whips out his dick and throws it around like a rope in the rodeo continuously hitting the girl in the chin.
Tanya's chin was black and blue in work today after her boyfriend gave her a polish rodeo
by Flickerstick182 January 7, 2017
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Rowntree Rodeo

That gay bloke loves to bum his boyfriend hard. It's a real Rowntree Rodeo
by The Course January 9, 2012
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Clown Rodeo

Sex act which involves one male having sex with a female in the doggy style position, and one man hiding in a closet dressed in a clown costume.
While the man is having sex, the friend in the closet jumps out a yells CLOWN RODEO! The male having sex then tightens his grip on the female and proceeds to ride her like a bull while she is freakin out trying to get away.
P.S. 10 Seconds recieves a perfect score, harder then you would think.
Hey bro lets run a CLOWN RODEO on that dirty ass hoe!
by Sittin Sidewayz May 21, 2007
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hit rodeo

Blowing a fuck ton of money at the designer and high end stores that are all next to eachother on Rodeo Drive in Los Angeles, California
We gon’ hit rodeo -Ty Dolla $ign
by attaboii February 27, 2019
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JLG Rodeo

When two male tradesmen extend a boom lift to maximum height and take turns fucking each other causing the basket to buck like a bull.
Doug was the winner of the 2007 JLG Rodeo
by KMFC89 October 31, 2019
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