Texas Marinara

This is when you have more red cards in your hand than black cards.

After getting dealt all hearts, I announced to the table “I have a Texas Marinara”

by LaHound June 28, 2018

Ranger texas

Ranger Texas a place old dope whores and bar flies come to die. A small town that's only attraction is the liquor store.

Let's go to Ranger Texas and find us a whore on the way back from the liquor store

by Manda79 April 16, 2021

Texas oil pump

When a guy is banging a girl doggy style the girl lifts her ass up and the guy turns 180° while still inserted and then uses his arms to push against the bed and practically see-saw on her ass

Oh man i gave her the texas oil pump last night

by AustralianMutt September 11, 2018

Texas Snowflake

The act of flaking dried ejaculate off of one's Penis onto the outstretched tongue of the partner after unprotected Vaginal penetration.

My girlfriend gets very emotional when I give her a Texas Snowflake because it reminds her of when she was a child and caught falling snowflakes on her tongue.

by Crazypatty July 16, 2009

texas chili bowl

It involves Tabasco sauce, a telephone and the anus.

Trent gave billy a texas chili bowl.

by Jack Duke November 10, 2004

Texas Teepee

When two or more men do a handstand naked while facing each other, using their feet to support themselves, (Preferably wearing cowboy boots) creating a human Teepee. Then receive a blow job from the same women.

When my roommate and I both wanted a blow job, but also wanted to stair into each other's eyes, we performed a Texas Teepee.

by ColonelCoconut August 12, 2017

Texas Transaction

When you’re eating someone’s ass and they fart in your mouth and then you burp it back into their face.

Yeah I was with Jackson last night and I farted while he was eating my ass and he had the audacity to give me a Texas Transaction.

by badmitionfury September 15, 2019