the teeter

Harris Teeter food markets.

I'm going to the teeter to shop for groceries.

by Bernadette 3 October 4, 2008

teeter trotter

someone that likes to teet in various places around the world.

Fred teets in different places- he is a teeter trotter.

by Pickled Grandma June 24, 2019

teeter

someone who is a cheater, slacker, or irresponsible.

you’re such a irresponsible teeter letting you’re snail die

by waterbags April 4, 2019

Matt Teeter

Literally a scientist. Dude is hella smart!

Bill Nye is smart, but Matt Teeter is even smarter!

by ItsEro November 14, 2020

Hotter than a skeeter on a teeter

(Specifically in Texas) when it gets so hot you can’t feel if a mosquito is on your tits

Hotter than a skeeter on a teeter means It’s hotter than a mosquiter on mommy’s milkers

by Bribrutal July 7, 2021

Teeter Titty

The act of titties bouncing up and down while on top of a guy having sex.

*Guy and Girlfriend having sex* (girl on top, bouncing)

Guy- "Damn girl, you got a nice teeter titty going on!!"

by Nom.Nom.Nom; March 3, 2011

Harris Teeter

Harris Teeter is the King of Hairy Tits. A lot of people may wonder if Harris Teeters (AKA Hairy Teeters, Hairy Teeth (Hairy Teethers) or Even a Hairy Tooth (Hairy Toothers) are the same things as Hairy Deuters (Thou Shalt Not Deuteronomy), Dairy Hooters (AKA Dairy Hoots), Hairy Dooters and Hairy Doots. No, but they are similar in the fact that Hairy Dooters (AKA Hairy Doots) resemble 5th assholes covered in black hair that can appear anywhere on your body and Harris Teeters along with Dairy Hooters (AKA Dairy Hoots) are like 5th hairy nipples that can do the same.

In some extreme cases, you may have everything from the Dirty Hairies and the Hairy Canaries down to the Dirty Cahooters and the Wooly Babullies, Doodie Croutons, Dut Cracks and the whole nine yards.

Dairy Nipples and Nairy Dipples are fifth hairless nipples that can grow anywhere on your body. These are a lot like Hairy Dooters & Hairy Deuters (AKA Hairy Doots which are fifth hairy assholes) and Dairy Hooters (AKA Dairy Hoots which are fifth hairy nipples), only the latter ones listed here just so happen to produce hair, not so unlike a Harris Teeter.

"Hail to Harris Teeter; the King of Hairy Tits!"

by ANOTHERDEADROMEO February 21, 2023