Teblowing

Form of getting down on one knee to deliver oral sex.

She totally was Teblowing me last...she did all on one knee!

by Gnast October 27, 2011

teflon dump

When you take a dump but your anus stays clean so you don't have to wipe your ass more than once.
Extremely satisfying.

#1: Wow, you're back fast! Thought you was gonna take a dump?

#2: Sure did - got a lucky teflon dump!

by Poldi January 19, 2010

Teemo

The most bad-ass champion in the RTS game, League of Legends. Don't let his cuddly appearance fool you, because Teemo will fuck your shit up - particularly with his mushrooms.

Teemo's DPS will rape your face.

by Mawnikuh November 19, 2010

teflonista

a person who is never accountable but manages to hold others accountable for fallout from his or her activities.

a teflonic person who makes cooworkers and subordinates shoulder the blame for his or her mistakes

The marketing director is a total teflonista. When his marketing plan tanked, some employee in Cleveland who had had never seen the plan got the blame and got canned.

by Dennis Phinney February 7, 2006

Teele

The worlds greatest person, the one everyone loves. Beautiful is an understatement when describing her. If your having a bad day she'll be the one to turn it all around :)
And she is by far, the best cuddler and kisser ever :)
Shes just all around amazing :)

I was having another shitty year, then I met the love of my life, Teele

by Ranger0945623 June 10, 2011

Teblowing

1) Showing massive, homo-enhanced love for Tim Tebow to the point where you would blow him, no matter the performance.

"Dude, did you see Tim Tebow last night? He fucking threw for 12 yards and ran for 6 yards. It was fucking awesome!"

"Chill bro, you're totally Teblowing him right now."

by Joey Bag o' Doughnuts November 18, 2011

teflon

Teflon is solid with an extremely low coefficient of friction. It is commonly used as a nonstick coating for pans. There are many misconceptions about teflon. Although it IS used on armor-piercing rounds, it does not provide ANY of the armor-piercing capabilities. The BULLET is hardened steel. The teflon coating is used ONLY to protect the rifling of the gun's barrel. Also it is NOT bullet proof. Kevlar is the material used in bulletproof vests. "Bullet-proof ballistic nylon" is a freakin trademark used for luggage. Although rap is pleasant to listen to, please turn elsewhere for your education.

If you own a vest made of "bullet-proof ballistic nylon" please allow me to personally shoot you to demonstrate its lack of protection against penetration. However, I can make a nice omelet on your otherwise useless clothing.

Maybe some idiots think that teflon is bulletproof because bullets "won't stick to them". Morons.

by Dr. Reggy Reins September 1, 2005