Technolojesus

he/she being the creator/inventor of all technology

lastnight i prayed to technolojesus to fix the virus in my computer.

by dn06gm January 20, 2009

technocorn14

Cool and a youtuber

Did u see that youtuber Technocorn14

by jimjimboy14 June 19, 2020

Technocrap

Something that is to good to throw away, But not good enough to Keep

I have all this technocrap left over from my last laptop computer

by Leebfree October 22, 2008

technosober

(Noun) To be technology sober, or in other words to refrain from using technology after it has become an obsession or addiction in ones life. (Verb) to go through a process of weening off a technology addiction such as Iphones, ipads, Computers, TV, Xbox, wii (if your like 5 years old, which is pretty sad to be reading this if you are), playstation, the internet, facebook, twitter, youtube, and oh yah myspace I guess for whoever still uses that. To go technology sober is a big decision in ones life since practically everything in the world revolves around technology, so it is clear as to why so many people have this addiction. One might want to check into rehab. Even interventon has run TV shows on people with such addictions.

Caring friend: "Why dont you get your ass out of the chair and off of Hulu, stop collection unemployment, and go find a job!!!!"

Guy: "I cant, Im just not ready to go technosober yet...."

Nerd: "So John have you checked out the new eHarmony website? its really awesome ive met lots of hot girls."

Other Nerd: "No I deleted my account right after I became technosober because it was killing me."

Nerd: "Wow you have guts kid."

by apple123abc May 16, 2010

Technogorp

Someone who is so inept when it comes to anything technology related, it embarrasses 21st century mankind.

"Andy, did Mav forget how to turn his laptop on again?" "Yes, he's such a technogorp!!"

by Marek Ponkle September 19, 2011

technoformalism

A paradigm in which an uncountable number of lines of length-uncountable have a discrete area as long as they are arranged in a radial center.

It is also called "technics" or "technology" as an abbreviation.

In technoformalism, if the number of intersections among the lines is greater than one; the cumulative surface area becomes uncountable.
If the number of intersections is zero (a lateral superset) then the surface area becomes zero.

by zanderfin November 17, 2019

technodreamsmp

The hotter bitches around the town and the LGBTQIA+ family

You: “I follow technodreamsmp”

by Technodreamsmp October 15, 2021