Tinted Windows

When somebody has a sick sports car, but the dude driving it is as ugly as fuck, so he tints the windows so still he gets all the female attention.

Girl 1: Oooo look at that hott 350Z driving by!

Girl 2: (as he gets closer) Uuuhh! But look at the guy driving it!

Girl 1: Uuuh yeah your right, he needs to get tinted windows, that's for sure!

by Scalcar April 25, 2009

tanked titties

Seeing a pair of titties so close, that you become cross eyed as though you are drunk.

Example: 1 titty looks like 2 titties and 2 titties look like 4 titties, and a whole bunch of titties look like twice as many titties.

I stared at the 3D puzzle until I saw tanked titties like they said I would.

by jeffbo June 6, 2009

tainted taint

The combination of sweat, toilet paper, poo and pubic hairs that build up on the area between the anus and bottomo of the vagina or scrotum. Hence, "tainted taint."

He went down to eat her pussy and abruptly turned back when he found she had "tainted taint."

by Jarhead82 January 29, 2016

Tainted Willy

The act of poking a poo covered finger into the facial orifice of another person causing immediate smell shock.

My ear smells horrible and I am in a state of shock because Billy gave me a tainted willy last night.

by candy ass124 January 19, 2010

tainted berserker

A relative of the dingleberry, the tainted berserker is a fierce fleck of fecal matter that has invaded upon the grundle region (tainted) as a result of a particularly violent, berserker-style bowel movement.

Strauss invoked the power of Odin upon the porcelain throne of Assgard, thus requiring copious amounts of toilet paper to ensure that no tainted berserkers were creeping up on his family jewels.

by Caible October 10, 2013

Tated Up

To dress up in ones most formal way.

Look at that guy, he's Tated Up!

We're going to get Tated Up!

by Tate's Conscience November 9, 2013

Tantenkaffee

noun. It is a compound german word meaning 'Aunt's Tea.'

I loved my aunt's cooking, especially the tantenkaffee.

by AmazingLion91 May 27, 2019