Teebowl

n. 1)Wherever the Denver Broncos are going instead of to the league championship game.

2) Any disappointing event attended reluctantly when God doesn't come through.

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Don't cry dear. I'm sure you'll have just as much fun at the Teebowl as you would have had at the State champioships. Maybe next year Jesus will love you and want you for a sunbeam.

by gnostic1 January 25, 2012

Treebranch

Internet slang for a penis that bends to the right which has been hideously defaced with a magic marker and has had a picture taken of it which has been sent to the object of the owners desire.

lolz roffle Magus' Treebranch

by Sottle September 16, 2003

Tweebertard

A pre-teen who enjoys both the inane and stale Twilight series, and the musical abomination that is Justin Bieber.

Also known as "Scum of the Earth"

Ewwww, tweebertards

by Goodmonson The Dickable Dog July 21, 2010

Theeb

Arabic for Wolf

The theeb stalked the sheep

by TheDrunkenMedic July 29, 2016

Treebeach

Hey look it’s treebeach the man who simps for cum biker

Look it’s the simp Treebeach

by Treebeach January 10, 2021

teeb

Slang for "total bummer" or "TB". Something that is roundly regarded as being a bummer or something that bums you out in full.

My job is a teeb, or, that sashimi really teebed me out. Lady Gaga is a teeb.

by Ninjafart November 15, 2010

Teebs ceebs

To be honest I can't be arsed.

Shortened versions of the abbreviations 'Tbh' and 'cba'.

But put together they're even cooler. It just flows off the tongue easily.

Created and used frequently at NGHS.

"Teebs ceebs with homework"

"Yeah I ceebs with life in general teebs."

by BXBXBXBX December 9, 2008