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Dirty Gold Loving Jew
Damn! That Gold so fine, im theebing it hardcore!!
theeb by Chrisoffkjgtrftfyuiljo December 10, 2013
Someone who is overly obsessed with the theatre, goes to a lot of Broadway shows and searches all over YouTube for musicals that he/she can watch online.

Made out of the first letters from 'theatre' and the last 3 letters from 'weeb'.
You're going to a Broadway show again this weekend? God, you're such a theeb.
theeb by Adware October 16, 2017
A theeb is a theater weeb. It means (as of 2018) they only musicals they like are dear evan hansen, hamilton, heathers, and be more chill. They claim to be in the broadway culture which they know so little about. Educate yourself on other broadway shows to become not a theeb.
"I love Hamilton"
"Ooh, did you hear? Gypsy is getting a revival!"
"What's gyspy?"
"Oh, so you're a theeb"
Theeb by geminius March 20, 2018

TheBlondeJon 

Jon Madrid, born April 6th, 2001 and ranked top #1000 celebrity on Famous Birthdays is best known as TheBlondeJon. Blond Jon is a TikToker mega-influencer and content creator with over 100 million likes and 5 million followers on his verified TheBlondeJon account.

He first rose to fame after uploading comedic videos where he was most known for stopping escalator systems, playing the yellow ranger in TheRangerz viral TikTok dance group and his viral re-creations of The Squid Games, which landed him features in Complex, Daily Mail and many other publications.

TheBlondeJon has collaborated with many celebrities such as King Bach, Jason Derulo, Lizzo, Logan Paul, Corey Funk and more.

He is 1/2 of The Madrid Brothers Duo with his older sibling JetSet (aka Josh King Madrid), a multi-millionaire college dropout and Internet personality.

He is also founder of The Junior Punks NFT and made over $3.6 million in 45 days launching the project with Joey Sendz.
Joey Sendz: Yo bro LOOK! TheBlondeJon just hit 100Million likes on TikTok!

JetSetFly: Damn that’s insane bro, we gotta put that shit on Urban Dictionary. He is goated NOW

Joey Sendz: Facts, He will be so stoked when he finds out he is on Urban Dictionary. He can now say “he made it”.

JetSetFly: Let me hit up my plug Handlez, he’ll handle everything A to Z my guy.

Joey Sendz: BET
TheBlondeJon by CelebrityWikiPages November 5, 2022

TheBlondeJon 

Jon Madrid, born April 6th, 2001 and ranked top #1000 celebrity on Famous Birthdays is best known as TheBlondeJon. Blond Jon is a TikToker mega-influencer and content creator with over 100 million likes and 5 million followers on his verified TheBlondeJon account.

He first rose to fame after uploading comedic videos where he was most known for stopping escalator systems, playing the yellow ranger in TheRangerz viral TikTok dance group and his viral re-creations of The Squid Games, which landed him features in Complex, Daily Mail and many other publications.

TheBlondeJon has collaborated with many celebrities such as King Bach, Jason Derulo, Lizzo, Logan Paul, Corey Funk and more.

He is 1/2 of The Madrid Brothers Duo with his older sibling JetSet (aka Josh King Madrid), a multi-millionaire college dropout and Internet personality.

He is also founder of The Junior Punks NFT and made over $3.6 million in 45 days launching the project with Joey Sendz.
Joey Sendz: Yo bro LOOK! TheBlondeJon just hit 100Million likes on TikTok!

JetSetFly: Damn that’s insane bro, we gotta put that shit on Urban Dictionary. He is goated NOW

Joey Sendz: Facts, He will be so stoked when he finds out he is on Urban Dictionary. He can now say “he made it”.

JetSetFly: Let me hit up my plug Handlez, he’ll handle everything A to Z my guy.

Joey Sendz: BET
TheBlondeJon by CelebrityWikiPages November 5, 2022

ballsac teebagger 

A golf accessory that has a compartment for balls and a compartment for tees.
I cannot tee off yet as I left my ballsac teebagger in the clubhouse.
ballsac teebagger by Truckdriver April 14, 2009
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Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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