Teebowl 

n. 1)Wherever the Denver Broncos are going instead of to the league championship game.

2) Any disappointing event attended reluctantly when God doesn't come through.

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Don't cry dear. I'm sure you'll have just as much fun at the Teebowl as you would have had at the State champioships. Maybe next year Jesus will love you and want you for a sunbeam.

Teebowl by gnostic1 January 25, 2012

Timmy TeBowl

The Timmy TeBowl is when you smoke a bowl of medical marijuana laced with kief and hash oil.

The first known bowl was sparked in North Fair Oaks, CA.

Tim Tebow, who does not smoke medical marijuana, has been a commonly linked to medical marijuana.

I got hella oil lets smoke a timmy tebowl!

Timmy TeBowl by baby slip September 19, 2012

Timmy TeBowl

Smoking a bowl of weed, keif, and hash/oil. The term was originated in North Fair Oaks Redwood City, CA. Also known as the Timmy T-business.

The combo of all three makes you want to #Tebow after a fat pull.

Tim Tebow does not smoke himself but has been passing drug tests for teammates since he redshirted at the University of Florida.

"Sucka-O" or "The Only Sucka I Know" was the first person to take a hit of the Timmy TeBowl. He

Ay dog my cousin made some oil, lets spark a Timmy TeBowl.

Wanna do a dab? Naw pack a Timmy TeBowl.

Hey Tim here's the cup. I'm gonna spark this Timmy T-Business with the receivers.

Daaaawg this Timmy TeBowl got me FUUUCKED up.

Timmy TeBowl by Sucka-O(the only sucka I know) June 10, 2013

Timmy tebowl

Flower, keif, and hash all smoked together.

Popular combination in the Bay Area.

No actual relation to the football player however Tim was known for passing drug tests on the Florida gators for players which include Riley Cooper, Janoris Jenkins, and Aaron Hernandez.

Omg I can't stop coughing after I hit the timmy tebowl!

Timmy tebowl by Captain Obvious 650 August 26, 2013

Tebowling 

After the touchdown of a new year, one kneels to the porcelain god; Puking in the toilet after a night of alcoholic consumption/celebrating.

Reference is to Puking in the toilet while assuming the Tim Tebow (NFL Quarterback for Broncos) famous kneel (after scoring a touchdown he kneels in the endzone to give thanks to God)

I did a little Tebowling after the touchdown of the new year.

Tebowling by Hi2allpeople January 2, 2012

Tebowling 

After a long night of drinking, the act of praying to God that you would never drink again while puking into the toilet while also tebowing.

John: Dude, you think we should hold her hair so she doesnt drown in the toilet?

Chris: Nah...while tebowling, she is protected because she is praying to her Lord and Savior while propping her own head. She's good.

Tebowling by Whitey McRosenski December 29, 2011

Tebowla Virus 

The epidemic that is coming to our world on December 21, 2012. All right-handed people of various race and origin will become left-handed virgins.

The Tebowla Virus will mark the end of the world.

Tebowla Virus by Horny The Clown February 11, 2012