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Robert Tilton

A famed preacher that comes on TV late at night, normally on paid advertising channels or WBtv/PAX tv. Got his fame by acting very exicted about "God."; Someone who is out to get your money for his/her own "fake-christ" benefit; Someone with bad gas.
Stop being a Robert Tilton and give me back my money!

Dude, your ass smells like Robert Tilton!
by kornfreak October 24, 2005
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Surprise Titfuck

1. When, in sexual foreplay or sex, a man sneaks his penis between a woman's breasts without first getting consent for a titfuck.
2. The way most girls are introduced to the activity of titfucking.
Guy 1: "Get any boob action from that apple at the pool party last night?"
Guy 2: "Yeah. She was just going to give me a handjob but I managed to slip it in under her bikini top for a surprise titfuck. Felt good, man."
by Willickers July 3, 2010
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tilt

1. To set off the tilt/motion detection device(s) in a pinball machine. Nudging the machine (within the limits of the detectors) in addition to using the flippers is a big part of the game (if you're any good), hence the sensitivity of the tilt sensors have quite a big impact on the game. Causing a tilt results (usually, but almost univerally) in the loss of the current ball and any bonus points built up during the current ball (these are otherwise awarded when the ball is lost). It has no effect on other players playing at the same time, and is hence considered perfectly socially acceptable. Causing a Slam Tilt (by hitting or attacking the door to the coin vault or other *very* violent behaivor towards the machine) immediatly ends the current game for you and anyone else currently playing and is hence considered very rude.

2. Gambling term (most common in poker) descibing an angry or "reeling" state of mind usually caused by a big or unluck loss. People playing on tilt play below their usual abillity and usually make larger and more aggressive bets to try to quickly recover their loss. In poker, this is very valueble to other players at the table, hence worth keeping track of and/or attempting to cause. People known to be prone to tilting are often taunted or generally aggrivated when they take a loss and then egged on when they do tilt in order to keep them in this state as long as possible.
This damn machine keeps tilting as soon as I touch it!

My stack was up to $250 but I lost $100 with a AA to a KQ and went on tilt. Before I knew it, it was all gone.
by Patrik Lundin October 5, 2004
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titflip

To flip someone’s tit and fly away on a unicorn (or Pegasus), which is infected with squaids.
iTortor: "I just titflipped Anna."
Hans: "Oh really?”
Anna: "... you two have serious bootyism issues.”
by itortor April 11, 2010
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tilt a cheek

To release a fart whilst sitting, discretely tilting the pelvis to one side so as to raise one buttock above the seat, thereby (hopefully) making room for the fart to escape silently; often done surreptitiously when in the company of others
The only useful thing I learnt as a choirboy was how to tilt a cheek during a long sermon.
by Dave Moony December 1, 2011
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Titfluence

The ability to influence someone with your boobs.
Liz was unable to persuade Max to move because she lacked titfluence.
by maxbarefoot123454321 January 11, 2012
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TiltedGerald

Synonym for huge penis. If your a tilted Gerald, you masterbate constantly. Your penis is always bleeding because you beat it so often
Wow your penis is so big! Are you a tiltedgerald?
by Fuck grexx October 18, 2020
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