Teddy bear Asshole

A person who is overly candid, but means to do no harm.

One who angers others with their views or opinions, but would never become violent or angry themselves.

Someone who is outspoken, but harmless.

"John always makes people angry with his political views, but he is just a teddy bear asshole."

"beth comes across like a jerk, but she is really harmless...nothing but a teddy bear asshole.

Teddy bear Asshole by Jambo Truthbomb July 25, 2011

Teddy bear hug 

When a female wants a hug from her male partner meaning nothing more than the hug chest to chest and her arms up under his underarms and over his back with her hands on the back of his shoulders without the lead on to sex .

Female “ oh honey come give me a teddy bear hug”...(just a hug nothing more)

male “hmm your turning me on what’s next” female” nothing hun this is just a teddy bear hug”

Teddy bear hug by Deanie December 14, 2018

Teddy Bear Stuffer 

A person who like to insert his Penis into a teddy bear hole. Usually a hole in the rear or front on the bear.

Mitch likes to Stuff Teddy Bears on his spare time

Teddy Bear Stuffer by SoapyHose June 19, 2006

teddy bear crush 

to have a crush on someone, although you cannot see yourself dating or having an intimate relationship with them. similar to a teddy bear; although you will always love your teddy bear (or other childhood toy), you aren't going to play with it.

"Oh, yeah Andrew? He's adorable."
"So are you going to try to get with him?"
"No, no. It's a teddy bear crush."

teddy bear crush by eggbaby420 March 9, 2015

teddy bear tug 

When your girl gives you a hug from behind , and gives you a (handy j)

Bro , my girl gave me a teddy bear tug last night , pretty sick

teddy bear tug by Jsemq August 5, 2019

teddy bear trees

When a light pole, street sign, or other landmark is covered in plushed animals teddy bears to show respect that someone has lost their life there, most likely due to gang violence or in some cases an auto accident.

''Teddy bear trees on ever corner is a sure sign that city officials aren't properly doing their job.''

teddy bear trees by DaynaL. July 7, 2021

Teddy bear proportions

Refers to a body type that resembles a teddy bear that can make somebody appear cuddly.... Believed to be muscular bodies padded with a layer of fat, but could just be somebody who is big-boned

"Yelena from Black Widow and Hawkeye has teddy bear proportions."

"Check out Luisa Madrigal from Encanto, she looks like she has teddy bear proportions."

Teddy bear proportions by Giska Whome December 29, 2021