expert systems

1 - Expert systems is commonly used to replace words in a lame come-back to an insult.

2 - It can also be used to confuse a person after they give you a compliment

1- Stupidlittlefucker - "You stupid fag, you just ruined the game, why don't you just fuck off"

Phuzzletoff - "If by fuck off, you mean expert systems, then yes."

2 - Reallyhotchick - "Hey great game! You were really good"

Phuzzletoff - "If by really good, you mean expert systems, then that's disgusting! But I'm in."

by Frankie Mondat June 5, 2005

systemic oppression

Basically racism for everyone no matter the race and sexism no matter the sex. It's real fun. Ask John why.

Person A: Can I get some candy?
Person B: Sorry you just going to sell it with cocaine in it.
Person A: Is it because I'm of spanish decent and a male that I have cocaine in my back pocket? That's systemic oppression!

by thisisnotthenameimlooking4 June 21, 2017

system is down

1. Used by Josh Newsome
2. Really gay

1. "The system is down"
2. Ok, the system is down, now shut the fuck up

by scott decker February 11, 2003

systemic racism

COMPOUND NOUN - Systemic Racism is a claim made when someone has a general sense of being denied access to resources or to participation in activities which are perceived as potentially beneficial. A description of access rights, as well as methods of denial, may be vague or absent.

Whenever Keith doesn't get a job he applied for, he says that Systemic Racism robbed him of his big opportunity.

by accuracy4u&me February 17, 2021

Systemism

Systemism is an extension of Ethical Egosim which not only states that an individual's own personal pleasure ought to be their highest goal, but also adds that the pleasure of others has a large positive effect on their own pleasure.

Systemists pursue the pleasure of others for their own sake.

According to Systemism: Kindness is selfishness and selfishness is righteousness.

by The_Optimist September 29, 2010

systemic

A shortened version of the phrase 'systemic racism'.

Won't Lynyrd Skynyrd be cancelled by September? I don't mean just their show, but the entire band, cancelled for being systemic.

by Yoppppppp! April 22, 2021

Systemic Sclerosis

Autoimmune, inflammatory condition causing body tissues to essentially thicken. Also known as Diffuse Scleroderma. There is commonly skin involvement, but in subtypes like Sine Scleroderma only internal manifestations are seen.

(Not to be confused with its less severe counterpart, Limited Cutaneous Systemic Sclerosis aka CREST Syndrome)

"The imaging for Sideroom 3 is back, seems his LCSS is flaring up."
"Wait, wasn't Systemic Sclerosis our main differential?"
"Yes but there was no indication of internal organ involvement on the scans."

by Computerised Rectal Exam January 18, 2024