Team Switzerland

Refers to people who can't decide between Edward Cullen and Jacob Black, of the Twilight Saga.

Person 1: 'Edward or Jacob?'
Person 2: 'I'm team Switzerland, you get the best of both worlds.'
Person 1: 'You indecisive noob.'

by My Cat December 26, 2008

Switzerland

A country that is small and neutral.

“The Swiss are small and neutral.”

by Lugs-o October 18, 2004

Switzerland

A small land locked country in Central Europe surrounded by epic mountains and a bunch of countries who have done some crazy shit in the past, all of which Switzerland has refused to take part in. Switzerland has relatively high taxes, but because of this the government can afford to let everyone be parents for a couple of years whenever they have a baby, then when that baby is in high school the government pays for him to learn his way around an M-16. This is why nobody has ever had a beef with the Swiss, or if they did they sure kept quiet about it.

"Switzerland has always had a military draft-they have to, because they're surrounded by bastards." -Dr. John C. Freemuth

by YAR! A pirate! February 22, 2011

Slizered

to get drunk and high and the same time.

i was halla slizered yesterday.

by mattmcclune May 17, 2007

Shizer Minelli

Shizer Minelli; The act of taking a shit so painstakingly gratifying, the end words from the relieving sigh of passing this hideous monster through the bowels of ones colon, one can't help but utter the phrase. "Shizer Minelli".

"A turd that looks like and feels like a Minelli".

"As I sat on the toilet to let pass A turd, I stood up after cleaning myself to look down at my masterpiece. The monster lay to portray a portrait in the likeness of Liza Minelli", Therefor I gasped and exclaimed, "Shizer Minelli!".

"Shizer Minelli that was A brutal shit."

by Aeternus_ February 8, 2009

Swizzerved

1.To be strongly intoxicated. Most commonly refers to being inebriated from alcohol but can be used to refer to other drug intoxication.

2. To be highly confused or confounded.

Refers to the word "swerve".

1. Wow, Fred just drank a 5th of cheap whisky and is now trying to take bong rips. His ass is swizzerved.

2. Man... this quantum physics test has got me swizzerved.

by Shady Dirt Jack Nugz January 19, 2011

Swizelbitch

A bitch that swizels. You know, like Carmen Electra.

Person 1: Look at that swizelbitch, walkin' down the street, just swizeling like a bitch, eatin' a Twizzler.

Person 2: It makes me wanna eat a brownie.

by penisbear69 August 25, 2011