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survival scrolls

"Bitch I'm flowin straight from da survival scrolls!"
by Trey Skold May 28, 2006
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Ned's Declassified School Survival Guide

My Middle School experience =/= NDSSG.
Those kids look like they're in high school. And they never seem to have class, they're always chilling with the janitor or partying in the halls. But if you're not like me and can overlook such things, it's kinda a fun show.
Friend: "Hey-did you catch Ned's Declassified School Survival Guide?"
Me: "Yeah, can you believe it? They spent all this time creating a giant volcano, don't they actually have SCHOOL?"
Friend: "It's just a show...it's not that bad."
by oonceoonceooncebananas March 27, 2010
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zombie survivalist

Someone either working independantly or as part of an organization who plans and helps educate people on what to do in the event of a zombie outbreak. A number of organizations, such as ozort, make their strategies available to the public and have online forums and websites that allow people and discuss ideas.
The zombie outbreak was prevented thanks to the work of a zombie survivalist group in the area.
by John Jackson August 24, 2006
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Survivor guilt

1. Feeling guilty about having survived a traumatic event e.g war, a tsunami, Black Friday sale opening... A common feature is blaming oneself for not being able to save the others involved.

2. A better way of expressing one's feelings to one's friends, family etc. about feeling good about NOT going with them on something e.g blue hair dye, eating that 3 week old lasagne...
1. Being the only ones from their group returning home from Iraq outside a box Jack and Joe suffered heavily from survivor guilt.

2. Visiting her family at the hospital's food poisoning wing Lisa said she had "survivor guilt" rather than the brains not to eat anything growing mushrooms.
by MommyLina December 18, 2008
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alien abduction survivor

An individual who returns to their life on Earth after being kidnapped by extra-terrestrials.
"No one believes me when I tell them that I am an alien abduction survivor. I was taken by aliens for a whole week about 5 years ago...I don't remember much, its all a blur..."
by yes juanito yes April 18, 2012
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surviv

The new fortnite for people who need something to do in school and fortnite is blocked
guys spiky johns live streaming surviv rn
by MLB lover 2020 February 28, 2019
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Survivor: Covid

Another incarnation of the popular Survival franchise wherein the wily contestants, trapped on a tropical island, try to avoid contracting Covid-19.
Contestants dig hidden tunnels and live in treetops on Survivor: Covid and the idea of being clever and physically active with no cumbersome masks appeals to the public!
by Dr Bunnygirl September 9, 2020
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