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stocking stuffer

I was in such a k-hole last night I had no iea that chick i went home with was actually a stocking stuffer.
by jerk jiggler February 19, 2005
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Pig Stuffer

A pedophile resembling Mexican who has an extreme obsession for beastiality. This Mexican probably has terrible friends and loves to have sexual intercourse with small animals. A Pig Stuffer is also referred to as a Swine Slapper or Pork Toucher.
Roman is one crazy Pig Stuffer with shitty friends, with nice hair.
by Fuck me, right? January 13, 2011
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Teddy Bear Stuffer

A person who like to insert his Penis into a teddy bear hole. Usually a hole in the rear or front on the bear.
Mitch likes to Stuff Teddy Bears on his spare time
by SoapyHose June 19, 2006
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hillbilly stocking stuffer

the act of cramming ones penis into a small animal such as a squirrel or ferret and then stuffing it into a womens vagina. this is prefferably done wile the animal is still alive and the women is asleep.
dude i gave this chick a hillbilly stocking stuffer at this party last night, i think it gave her rabies!
by kinitsu hayabusa November 24, 2010
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Stocking Stuffer

Someone who wears an X-mas stocking,panty hose, or sock on their dick during sex.
With an old jerk sock around his knob, Tony declared himself a stocking stuffer and proceeded to make love to his wife.
by [VBM] December 7, 2006
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jalapeno stuffer

yo Jose's cousin is a real fucking jalapeno stuffer
by fishrman July 17, 2003
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toilet stuffer

Toilet stuffer, a somewhat derogatory term used to describe any spieces of small, annoying, loud, obnoxious dog, that when is in the process of being eliminated via the flush appliance, gets stuck. Colour of fur is not important, but compression resistance of curly hair would consequently qualify smaller dogs to this classification.
That barking, loud, little shitzu is about to become a toilet stuffer!
by Darryl Mabee December 27, 2005
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