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Jobby Stoppers

A special type of joggers/sweat pants, which have elasticated anklets, preventing the through fare of shit travelling down the trouser leg. Commonly worn by chavs.
"I was glad I was wearing jobby stoppers after eating all that indian food."
by IRISH&SCOTTISH January 12, 2009
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cunt stomper

A cunt stomper is used in the event you score an absolute belter in the game of footy.
Oh my! Stevie g has just scored an absolute cunt stomper!
by Pepper jack August 21, 2016
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pickle stomper

the act of stepping on the penis while engaged in sexual intercourse. the person stomping the penis is usally refered as a pickle stomper.
yo that hoe sabrina was a pickle stomper, i havent walked right since stepped on my dick.
by juanitaDfernando June 23, 2007
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French Stomper

A measure taken to avoid the reversal of chronological personal hygiene steps, primarily practiced by the French.

(The act of shitting in the shower and using one's foot to stomp it down the drain.)

In the absence of a bidet, a person must carefully order one's shitting and showering - primarily in the morning. Post fecal evacuation, the shower serves as the necessary rinsing function to remove dingle berries and other such residue. Should the evacuation procedure fall short of success and said status be identified during the showering phase of hygiene prep, one may choose to abort the phase and reclaim the porcelain thrown - thus repeating phase one (technically phase two).

In loo of reinitiating a previous step, one may opt for the innovative practice of defecating erectly over the drain, using a foot to drive the waste throw the initial catch intended for hairs.
Dan neglects his morning coffee and finds mid-shower that a stroke of constipation prevented him from completing his morning dump. To avoid splashing water everywhere and making a general mess of the bathroom, he utilizes the French Stomper. Shit gone, ass clean, and crisis averted, he proceeds to go about his day - head held high.
by Drew Rosenhaus June 1, 2018
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Steamy Stomper

During a shower, one squats down and takes a steamy shit. They then proceed to use their foot to stomp the feces down the drain for disposal.
Mike: "What were u doin in there rubbin one out?"
Jim: "No, you're shower just sucks for steamy stompers"
by KottonMouth May 13, 2006
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Ray Stoppers

Give me your best pair of designer Ray Stoppers
by Robert Michael Hensel April 10, 2008
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yorkie stomper

Some one who is making the world a better place one yorkie dog at a time.
THE Y.S.A. is the main yorkie stomper organisation in the U.S.
by yorkie stomper April 1, 2008
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