crank dat stevie wonder

when a man ejaculates into his hands and spreads the goods onto the eye lashes of his lucious lady friend while she is sleeping, this will prevent her from opening her eyes the fallowing morning after waking up, leaving her blind like the infamous stevie wonder.

"last night, i crank dat stevie wonder on tyquesha, she coudn't see for days"

by Melissa Mayse April 13, 2008

Stevist

A stevist is an individual who has joined the cult based around a dead rabbit carcass found doing yoga in a tree. The founders of this cult are amazing people.

Join now by emailing [e-mail] No commitment. No pressure. No scam. Xoxo

I am a stevist.

by Stevist August 17, 2020

stevesome

a room where there is 3 or more people named steve's

Steve 1 "theres a shit load of steves in here"

Steve 2 "Thats cuz its a stevesome today!"

by ???annonymous??? March 20, 2009

steisty

The action of being steist

"Damn Daniel back at it again with the White vans. Steisty man!"

by JackL:))) August 27, 2016

Stevia

You are morally obligated to put it in your tea.

That would be the ricin I gave you. I slipped it into that Stevia crap that you're always putting in your tea.

by NovaPrime709 September 18, 2020

stevieanne

Stevieanne is a very pretty and quiet girl, but once you get to know her she’s loud asf. She also tends to take 1 hour to finish a small sandwich. She’s also lazier than a discord mod, but she’s an amazing friend and maybe even more 😏

“Did you hear that horrible screaming noise?” Must be a wild Stevieanne!
“No way! She’s as quiet as a mouse!”

by JKAYii3 July 17, 2021

The Steveism Movement

Steve the One knows all and created all.

After creating the universe we see around us, he went on to making "Steve's Awesome Plan" - which is a plan for everyone and everything... normally ending in "Steve's Awesome Place".

For true believers of Steveism, they will be guided through life, then in death find "Steve's Awesome Place", where you party all day, everyday with no bad endings... just awesomeness.

Find peace in His Holiness, Steve the One, Pebble from the Path of Righteousness, King Panther of the Avon Tribe, Grand Lord of the Movement, Saviour of us all... today!

Hallusteve.

Saint Charlie the Chosen was talking of the good word of the steveism movement, I think I will now follow Steve the One.

by Prophet of Steve the One July 3, 2011