Stanford-Pines

THAT 6 FINGER NERD WILL PAY FOR THIS!!!!

stanford-pines will pay for this

by ItzTy July 29, 2022

Sexican standoff

When two people want to bone each other but are both too socially inept to make the first move.

The sexual tension in the room had surpassed atmospheric pressure and was making everyone uncomfortable. There was no hope of relief, however, for this was the world's longest Sexican standoff.

by Arbag December 14, 2014

Stanislav

A a slavic name used in many countries such as Bulgaria, Ukraine, Russia, Belarus, Poland etc.

Stani = Become
Slav = Popular

Slav, Slavi and many others can be used for shorter.

Stanisław Lem (a polish writer)
Stanislav Ianevski (a bulgarian actor who played Viktor Krum in Harry Potter)

by Hayato5000 October 3, 2010

Stanislaw

Polish for "above the law". Generally considered a bad ass, those born with this name tend to be overly sarcasic and hate charity. They tend to die at a relatively early age due to their addiction to fast cars and women.

That guy is a real Stanislaw.

by Adam Wolf November 25, 2007

stankonia

the place from where all funky thangs come

see track one on Outkast's "Stankonia"

by aesop rock October 26, 2003

stanford

A very rich and prestigious university in Palo Alto, California. Quite possibly soon going to eclipse Harvard, Yale, Princeton, etc for the title of most competitive USA college. Students come from all over the USA and the world to live in this palm lined elegance that is called Stanford. The best and most beautiful private school in the entire world.

Idiot: Hey I'm applying to Harvard, Yale, MIT, and Columbia.
Smart kid: Rejected from Stanford ??
Idiot: (crying) Yeah, just shut up about it! (crying more)

by Stanford_man_SFO February 23, 2008

poop standoff

a poop standoff is when 2 people go into a public bathroom with more than one stall to poop. both people try waiting until the other person leaves so they can poop in private. that is a poop standoff.

julie went into her work bathroom to poop, but as soon as she got in there, another co-worker came in. she then became involved in a poop standoff, while she tried to outwait the other person.

by funnygurl February 24, 2010