Snuttering

Sniggering while nutting

My date last night couldn't stop snuttering. It really ruined the mood

by LlamaLlamaDucky February 18, 2021

lips-spluttering dissent

A super-strongly-expressed declining/disagreeing gesture, involving tightly shutting one's eyes and shaking one's head back and forth so rapidly/forcefully that one's cheeks/lips waggle violently from side to side; this is often accompanied by exhaling/humming so as to produce a loud rhythmic burbling sound as the head is shaken. Most often used by younger children, though adults may occasionally display the gesture, especially in regards to a topic that they feel extra-emotionally-charged about.

School menu-advisor, interviewing a new kindergarten student to learn his food-preferences: So you like oatmeal with milk and raisins okay... that's good... well, then, how about buckwheat cereal?
Youngster, assuming a horrified facial-expression and almost turning green before scrunching up his face and vigorously shaking his head: Wvvbwlvbl-vbwlvbl-vbwlvbl-vbwlvbl-vbwlvbl-vbwlvbl-vbwlvbl-vbwlvbl!
School menu-advisor, amusedly marking "no" on the list of cafeteria-selections: Okay --- MAJOR lips-spluttering dissent on THAT one!

by QuacksO December 5, 2017

scattering my petunias

When someone is scattering you petunias, they leave you unsure if you want to cuddle with them and sing cheesy love songs or fuck them until they can't remember which way is up.

Damn, Isley looks so fine in that sweater she's scattering my petunias.

by yillenahoolahey September 22, 2014

shattering point

When something is on the verge of breaking

Hamish is at his shattering point, I hope he makes it through ok.

by Xtria Broda December 20, 2015

spuddering

The art of sexual pleasure by inserting potatoes in ones arse.

He had a spuddering experience.

by hardtater November 29, 2016

Shettering

Shettering (Verb): When someone is angry or annoyed and filled with rage due to incompetence or mistakes being made or just fed up with policies which do not make practical sense and they direct their anger at someone by making them feel small and unintelligent through various tactics.

I screwed up at work and my boss was Shettering all over me!

by TXGFS June 4, 2020

skattering the plot

refers to confusing the story and almost putting words into someone's mouth..

I didn't say you were ugly, i said someone must have thrown a brick in your pram when you were a baby. Stop skattering the plot!

by Katpaham February 13, 2009