Skoaf

A mixed bowl of tobacco and marijuana.

Classified by the level of "spice" per bowl.

Should we sesh a skoaf?

I packed you a stinkin' spicy skoaf.

Dude, I took a skoaf and I was spinning for like a half hour after.

What are you doin tonight?
- Just skoavin' and playin THPS.

I took a skoaf after I got back from drinking all night and puked all over the bathroom. Then I smoked a normal bowl and felt fine, went downstairs and grubbed like four quesadillas. Went back upstairs and got packed another skoaf, which inevitably led to puking up the food I had just previously consumed.

by Ladles McGee April 24, 2009

Spaff Wrangling

Ensuring a cowboy's ten-gallon hat is full to the brim with manky-man-splash.

I got caught spaff wrangling, but I only got the electric chair.

by Mr WithersSpakeThrust May 27, 2009

spoofer

a papertowel roll stuffed with dryer sheets that you blow through when smoking pot so that your hits smell nice and free and your mom doesn't catch you.

"i have the weed, dyu have the spoofer?"

by lauren August 30, 2003

spoffle

Noun: Slang term for a pop shield, put on the microphone to prevent plosive consonants from registering too forcefully during studio recording of voice overs.

"Can we put a spoffle on the mike because I'm getting too much pop o the Ps."

by Kilkrazy July 2, 2004

SOAFB

Son of a fucking bitch!

Extreme anger.

Holy SOAFB! What did you do that for!?

by AmberL July 11, 2005

Spoff

Spoff (boffin, swat etc)- a derogitory term that people (midlands, england) use for others more intelligent than themselves. A spoff is suposed to be the one who asks for extra homework and revises for 2 hours for a maths quiz, however, many people innocent of spoffiness are accused of this merely because they are naturally intelligent.

kid one - what did you get?
kid two - 9 out o 10, you?
kid one -oh my god, you SPOFF! i got 3 (smiles with a pride that they underacheived, as it is 'cool')

by emoscum April 15, 2006

Spoffle

Slang term for pop guard or pop cover: the foam cover put on microphones to prevent "popping" that results from loud consonants. Originated by Hugh Laurie during a BBC radio interview.

This spoffle helps cut down the amount of editing I have to do later around those Ps and Ts.

by Ange lina August 22, 2005