Spiderweb Dance

The frantic waving and brushing yourself off and squeeling like a little kid after walking/running in to a spiderweb (especially in the dark).

Often spotted during early morning runs with Nais Chidders.

I don't wanna sound like a broken record but jesus that spider web i ran through was MASSIVE this morning! I'm pretty sure I squealed like a bitch then did the spiderweb dance whilst still running.

by DiCaRiOtUrTlE January 24, 2011

spiderweb titties

When ones breasts are swarmed with stretch marks, that surround her nipple. The stretch marks usually link and split apart to form the appearance of a spiders web.

Damn, I should have never got this fat now I have spiderweb titties! and or; Quit having so many damn kids your boobs look like spiderweb titties from all them damn stretch marks.

by Tall Cans & Captain Chainsaw October 2, 2007

spiderweb

What is left after releasing your load into your hand when masturbating. When it sticks across the spaces between your fingers and palm.

I took my spiderweb and stuck it in her mouth afterwards.

by that weird guy June 2, 2008

spiderdick

refers to a particularly small penis; similar to the size of a male spiders' genitalia.

Tony has a spiderdick, I didn't even feel it! But, he could do it for hours!!

by niggerbaby May 2, 2008

SPIDERLEGS

when a girl puts her feet on the wall and holds herself while poppin on a boy at a party

JAS: come on jazz lets do some spiderlegs!
jAZZ: ight... i just hope them boys dont play pattycake on my ass and i fall!

by Jazmene aka Walk Itttttt! February 16, 2007

angry spiderweb

when a man ejaculates in his own hand and slaps his parter in the face with it

Jack "What the hell is that crust on your face?"
Emily"Ah shit!I thought I got it all off that fucking asshole Donny gave me an angry spiderweb "

by 1337man7331 April 21, 2009

spiderbites

Three piercings, usually on the bottom lip, although they can be located anywhere on the body. The most common form is avertical labret, with two rings on either side of the mouth.

"Look at her, struttin' around just because she has spiderbites!"

by calea November 18, 2006