ejacula-shard

To have such an intense orgasm, one loses all control over their bowels.

To ejaculate and shard at the same time.

Dude, last night I was beating off so hard I ejacula-sharded! Afterward, I had to throw my pants in the trash.

by Bulbous Jack H November 15, 2011

sardinepeen

One who's penis is small and insignificant, and causes no pleasure.

That boy I tapped last night was a total sardinepeen.

by K.Chaos January 27, 2009

sharded

When you go to fart and a little shit comes out instead

Lets go man I just Sharded in my pants!!

by Tyler Durden January 31, 2004

shardanae

A resilient and beautifully made female that has endured many trials and tribulations,but overcomes all, sometimes abusive , at first she is stand offish but when your friends with her, she is always there for you. Unfortunately, she's not a big family person, she rather be around folks that can't judge her based off her past. If she has children, they are her strength and focus.

Shardanae is coming over for dinner tonight.

by Shardanae December 18, 2017

shardgent

The proprietor of the largest shard sack.

Last night old school was the shardgent at arms for the majority of the evening at the shardashians shardanay party while he was wearing his shardegain.

Todays featured shardist is Shardgent Old School.

by Shardgent Old Schoolio August 7, 2012

scarduz

A pleasantly plump male that gets all the pussy including your mom. Also if given the look you will be killed.

Hey, did you see johnna between periods?
No she's probaly giving head to Scarduz.

by Gonzalo Pintado December 25, 2013

sardenirydebit

When you are in debt from buying to many sardines

The family went into recession because of their fathers sardenirydebit payoff

by The sardenirydebitter November 28, 2022