Spousal Sprawl

This is where a husband will use up something from its rightful place and the second that the space is open, a wife will fill it with something else.. I use my last can of soup - wallah! cake mix takes its place! Where was the spot for the cake mix before? Why ...does it need to be placed where the soup is supposed to be??? This works with anything in the house.

I no longer have a place to put any of my stuff due to spousal sprawl.

by frustrated husband December 18, 2009

sprawling

laying in a random position for fun. sprawl on desks, tables, floors, or couches. like planking or owling.

hey dude! lets go sprawling on that comfy floor!

okayy!!

by george the unicorn May 16, 2012

Scrawled

Whenever your dorm room is robbed of all electronics, including (but not limited to): laptops, xbox, ipod, ihome

Timmy said to Geoff, "Someone scrawled our room and took everything!"

by SE214 November 24, 2010

sprawl

The counter for a single or double leg takedown in wrestling. Done right, it puts you in a dominant position on top of the opponent.

Yesterday I sprawled on that wimp, landed on top, turned him over and put him flat on his back for the pin.

by Strongboy May 15, 2016

Red smear scrawls

Graffiti one writes on bathroom walls after spending too much time on the toilet.

Some of the red smear scrawls in the men's room is quite amusing.

by B Ligerati January 15, 2008

Sprawl

To spread out like butter with sexual intentions

Lane came back to see nathan sprawled on his bed with butter in his belly button and his schlong in his right hand. Lane thought it was rad so he hopped on and took it for a ride

by Joyrider18 June 19, 2019

booty-scrawl

Note left on the table for a waiter or waitress after the bill arrives in hopes to get some action at a later date. It is generally hidden in the bill fold because the writer is usually too cowardly to want to face the server. If the writer has chutzpah, and a chance with the server, they would have confronted them face to face. This does not work if a wedding ring is present on either the server or writer. It consists of a cheesy pick up line, the writer's contact info and usually, but not in all cases, a business card. In many cases the server will know that a booty-scrawl is imminent.

Tzipporah: 'WOW, did JT just leave his number, on the visa slip?!'

Sammi: 'yes, ever since Brit dumped him, he has been leaving booty-scrawls everywhere!'

by shaul605 January 5, 2009