Food-Simulator

Cafeteria food that's not so imaginitave, and/or is lackluster. Also refered to as 'The Sim' or 'Bacteria' (cafeteria)

I'm going down to the Food-Simulator to chow down because I didn't pack a lunch today.

by k2aileron December 10, 2008

tuber simulator

A mobile game created by the man, Pewdiepie himself that IS STILL RELEVANT GODAMMIT!!!

Person 1: "Hey! What game are you playing on your phone rn?"

Person 2: "The most relevant game out there, godammit."

1: "Which is..."

2: "Tuber simulator!!! Also sub to pewdiepie and unsubscribe to T-Series."

by garcya March 20, 2019

pet simulator x

a ROBLOX game where you spend all of your Robux for useless gamepass and also get harrassed by stupid scammers

Kreekcraft: Pet simulator x is a cool game
Some dude: oh yeah that game where you get scammed and spend all ur robux for game pass

by A really big weirdo May 22, 2022

Family Simulator

A porn website that you find a lot of in ads. They are usually scams and ask for your payment info to “verify your age”. They sometimes can include illegal topics.

Don’t search up “family simulator” or you’ll be scammed.

by SummaryWorld May 21, 2023

non-union bone stimulator

Prostitute

I'm going downtown to find a non-union bone stimulator tonight.

by BardleyMcBeard August 28, 2013

walking simulator

A walking simulator is a type of video game which lacks many of the traditional aspects of a game (such as a goal, win/loss conditions, any kind of game system to interact with) despite taking the form of a video game. The phrase implies that there is basically nothing to do in the game other than walking around.

A: I sent you a new game on Steam, check it out.
B: Gone Home? That's not even a game, it's a walking simulator.

by 2CleverUsername December 7, 2014

clitoral stimulator

A means of stimulating the clitoris. Generally referring to a device such as vibrator, but there are various other stimulators available.

Generally, direct clitoral stimulation is required for orgasm to be achieved.

"For goodness' sake, Humphrey, wake up at once! You may have jerked a massive cumload into my cunt with your predictable pump action, but if I am going to get off tonight, you had better apply a clitoral stimulator to my love button!"

by w00fdawg September 6, 2005