Simona Marinovana

beatmaker, smells like urina n fairly also saves us from petio (the rapist who is 39 rn)

Simona Marinovana tu sunch kakut fata mq. Simona is chifach. Simona is great hair dresser she cam put an outfit to any hair

by heretoeditbgshit July 12, 2020

SimonKangaroo

Similar to a kangaroo, to SimonKangaroo is to bounce up and down on the scoreboard between matches in FPS games such as Valorant or CS:GO. Like a kangaroo, this also requires spending most of the time low on the ground (low on the scoreboard), and only occasionally shooting up to the top of the scoreboard when "in the zone", or "bouncing".

*player1 has some good and bad games in a gaming sesh*
player1: man, Im really SimonKangarooing today
player2: Yeah you were playing so well earlier, but trash now. Really pulling a SimonKangaroo.

by Raged-Daniel June 25, 2021

Simona Morganti

una ragazza che puzza di piedi con un gatto bianco

X: “Ciao la senti anche ti questa puzza?”
Io: “Si, è Simona Morganti”

by desynotpog August 8, 2021

Simona

A sexy woman which will one day be a billionaire . If you know a Simona you are a very lucky person. The best kisser and baby maker. She is often misunderstood but later has the best future. Simona is: always correct, beautiful, fun, clean, courageous and powerful. She has wonderful leadership skills and can kill you.

Guy 1: That Simona is so hot...
Guy 2: I want to marry that Simona so bad....
Girl 1: Ugh, she is so pretty... I'm so jealous...
Guy1: Shut up bozo

by Honey pop 🍯 🍭 November 21, 2021

Simona

Mediterranean name , many Simona’s are all short in height and have a very loud voice also they resemble a lot to the mythical creature known as Gollum from The Lord Of The Rings

That Simona is such a Gollum

Hey Simona where is my precious ?

by Eddie clark_111 November 21, 2021

SIMONA

A MILF.

OMG HAVE YOU SEEN YOUR MOM? SHE'S SUCH A SIMONA.

by someonealreadyused "your mom" November 21, 2021

Simona

The most beautiful name, maybe because it’s mine

“Simona.. such a wonderful name”

by urcantiom November 21, 2021