National Throw Short People Day

OCTOBER 24 - grab your friend and throw them, drag

them, or do anything to them because they're short!

Must be 5'4 or over to throw someone. Everyone under...

you better hide.

Girl1: hey it’s October 24th :)
Girl 2: and what’s that?
Girl 1: national throw short people day:)
Girl 2: please don’t

by scuffsuccs October 24, 2020

kill short people day

kill short people no consequences on october 22nd

hey its kill short people day yay kill gianni hahahah he dead now.

by boobs22 October 22, 2020

National Yeet short people day

On November 12 you can throw any person under 5,4 with no permission needed, Similar to that of national throw short people day and is just another excuse to abuse short people.

“Ayyyyy John how’s it be”
“Not great every Mf be throwing me for sum reason”

“Well mf it National Yeet short people day shoulda drank milk as kid bitch”

by Baaabbby. November 11, 2021

Throw short people month

During the month of November, you are allowed to throw any short person, as long as they are 5’4 or under.

Steve: Hey did you hear it’s Throw short people month?
Sally: Nope
Steve: You are 5’4 so I’m going to throw you

by azjented November 1, 2022

up top where the short people cant reach

The coolest thing ever. Invented by B.L. and C.R.

dude, they scored..."Up top where the short people can reach"

by dude November 3, 2004

national short people day

people who are shorter than you are supposed to be appreciated

aye its national short people day

yoo congrats on being a smurf

by bruv325 December 14, 2020

National Throw Short People Day

On October 21st you can throw anyone 5’5”and under with no permission needed

What day is today?
Why its national throw short people day of course

by Fjsogkrnfnk October 18, 2021